It was the middle of the night when out of the bush appeared a hunter covered in camouflaged leaves and camouflaged wood to look like tree. He was as dark as the night as black as a tornado and as green as grass.

He was hunting for deer until he saw a sign saying private property but it was too late! The farmer had called the police. Blue lights came. He sees a deer then they just tasered him and put him in the police car.

and before you know it...the hunter is at the police station getting questioned.