A gal by the name of Eden walked into the local saloon, and boy was she a looker! Her short 

beautiful red hair, her stunning smile, and no guy in that place could forget what she was wearing...The sexiest red basketball shorts a man has ever seen on a woman's legs! 

       She threw open the Saloon doors, and held her pose 

as the entire bar became silent. Every soul in there was 

blown aback by her beauty, even the bartender dropped 

a glass, along with his jaw. She made her way to the bar 

to order a drink, but the man behind the counter was still 

frozen in place; too nervous to say hello, and too amazed to 

look away.

      "Sir, Do you think you could get me a drink?" Eden said 

to the man behind the counter.

      "Wh..Why yes I can my darling! What could I get for 

you, Mountain Dew, Vanilla Coke?!" he said hurriedly 

rushing around behind the counter trying to clean up the 

broken glass.

       Before the gorgeous young lady could tell him what she 

wanted...

      " Ahh mam do I have a surprise for you! I was 

gonna save it for the Sheriff, but my my my are you a 

much better looking soul to enjoy this fine beverage! It 

came in just last week, and took me all winter to get! This 

is the finest pot of coffee you'll ever get your beautiful little 

hands on in all of Altoona! In this coffee is no regular sugar, 

but only the finest sugar in the raw!"

 "Why kind sir, this is the most generous thing I have ever seen! What 

do I owe you for such a wonderful drink?!"

     "You owe me nothing my lady! And please, call me Pawl!" I said 

softly, as I went to kiss her hand.

      Just as I kissed her hand, a monstrously disturbing man threw 

himself at me! He started screaming and wailing his arms at me!

      "How dare you touch my woman! I TRUSTED YOU!!!" the beast 

screamed!

      The crazy guy missed at every punch, and finally as the crowd 

managed to contain the beast, I calmly spoke to the man.

    "Such a beautiful lady deserves only a man that will 

treat her with the love and respect she deserves, So here 

is my proposal! If you can beat me at a game of bowling, 

she is yours, but if I win, you must let us be together, and 

be in love!" 

    The Savage man tried his best to beat Pawl, but he was 

no match for Pawl's honed skills and overall good looks!

       It Started as a romantic stroll through the neighboring Village, the 

Village of Tyrona. As we were strolling about, observing the beautiful 

nature and sky above us, we came across what seemed to be a cute 

Frozen Dairy Shop! We decided to stop and indulge ourselves, so we 

merrily skipped our way inside holding hands! 

But after only three minutes, she was down to just the 

cone, and with nothing but pure determination, and the 

amazing taste, she devoured the last bite of her Cotton 

Candy ice cream cone, picked up a napkin, and wiped the 

corners of her classy mouth, tossing it to the ground, 

along with the monsters hopes of becoming free!

  Eden took lick after lick of her cone, but seemed to make no progress! The beast started laughing, thinking she wouldn't be able to finish the task! 

       One cold snowy day, the two love birds were bored, with 

nothing to do! They thought about making a snowman, having a 

snowball fight, or even just watching movies with hot cocoa! But 

none of these fit the Hipster Life they were trying to live! 

      "HEY!" I said to Eden while trying to pick her nose! "Why 

don't we go Skiing!?!" 

      " I've never gone skiing Pawl! That is totally Hippy Hipster!! 

LETS GO!" She said.