One day, Shrek and Jeff the monkey were sitting on the couch and watching the news as the news reporter said, "There is an asteroid going to hit earth!!!" So they thought, "What could we do to stop it?" Jeff said, "Mabey we could land on it and put a giant bomb on it." Maybe that will work, so they built a rocket and made a bomb. Then they launched.

On the way there, Shrek puked 5 times. It was green. It went all over Jeff. That made him puke. Once they got there, they cleaned their puke up  so it did not smell like puke on their way back. After they cleaned their puke, they placed the bomb they left and went back to earth. Then when they got back, they pressed the button.  They watched the bomb explode. But when they looked, it made it go faster to earth because they put it on the back of the asteroid.

Mabey we could drill through it.

Well, that didn't work!

They got in the rocket and launched. Shrek threw up 90 times. It landed on Jeff so he ate it. They put a drill on the rocket while they were going to space. They got to the asteroid and started drilling. It was not working at first, but Shrek jumped on the drill until it started working. The drill turned off. Shrek told Jeff to grab a battery out of the rocket. Jeff came out with two shovels. Shrek asked, "Why do you have shovels?" "Because, I forgot the batteries." Shrek said, "At least we're half way through it." "Ya.", Jeff said.

"Well, we better start shoveling," Shrek said. "Ya.", said Jeff. They started going as fast as they could. They were half way there when the drill died. They have one quarter to go. They were so tired. Jeff passed out but Shrek kept going. Shrek got through it. Jeff woke up and looked  at Shrek. "Hooray!", they said. They got in the rocket and left. When they got out of the rocket, LeBron James gave Shrek and Jeff both 10 million dollars. they used it to buy candy.