There once was a man

A man in a chair 

His beard was so long there were eggs in there!

They soon became chickens

And out with a shout he made them a nest

And then shaved his hair.

By: Gianna A.

We are here 

The edge of the world

And look there!

The plants are dead

and we may fall off.

You know, it's pretty edgy

and Oh wait this was a simulation?

Well I must say

the world is flat

we think.

The world is flat

My dog says.

By Jace A.

There once was a dragon who had really bad teeth and he had to go to the dentist and had to get dentures. 

He hated the dentist so when the dentist started he CHOMPED him.

But he got dentures anyway!

By: Jack C.

I found an alligator in a pool in Florida. What should I do? I should go get help, so I call animal control because alligators are cool, but deadly. 

I surely hope they come fast because that is one big alligator that likes the pool so it can get cool. 

Once they got there, I told them about the trouble: the alligator fell asleep in the cold pool.

By: Damien N.

The bacon was crispy and crunchy.

The eggs were runny and salted just right.

The orange juice had just the right amount of pulp.

The syrup was sweet and thick on my pancakes.

The fruit was ripe and delicious.

The sausages were perfectly cooked and moist.

My plate was the fullest of everyone else's

And yet me, a 10 year old girl ate all of that!

My plate was empty, but I sure wasn't!

By: Dani L.

Saddle Up 123

To ride is to be free

Dress in your show best

For you're going to ace your test

Always look as you are on a quest 

Brush the mane or add a bow

You may want to canter in even flow 

Watch your trail like a pro

As you take a seat on your saddlebow

Not a trot at sundown

And remember always heels down

For you both shall win a crown

By: Brielynn S.

You and me, 

Out in the sea.

Safe on a raft

with wood that has draft.

It's high tide,

so we're going on a ride

Getting pushed around, 

round and round.

It's been 3.2 days

but I'm in a daze!

Fishing all day long, 

but only finding balls from a match o' ping pong!

Just you and me, 

Out on the sea.

By: Robbie S.

My dad had a big beard

so big

people were living inside of it!

They were using the hair 

as a pillow and blanket

By: Darren L

The little girl that was scared of the dark 

The little girl was going to sleep but heard a noise.

Now she is scared of the dark.

It was one of those nights she had to go to sleep 

but she couldn't.

The little girl got out of her bed

and walked to the hallway.

She was scared but

she wanted to see what the noise was.

When she looked, her cat came out of the bathroom.

MEOW!

By: Unieva F.

Haiku

There is a monkey

Holding that bright banana 

Ate it in a bite!

By: AlmaJoan D.

The Power Rangers 

The Power Ranger will come to save the day

no matter what, they'll come today.

With Zordon as their leader, 

they will come

they are heroes

always coming to save the day.

By: Atreyu C.

There once was a fish in a dish

he sat there all day he did not sway just a fish in a dish

he wished he had feet so he could eat

he was silly I’ll name him Billy

that fish in that dish

he flops and screams because he can not see

he wants a dog or maybe a frog to be his friend

he wants to sit on a log in a bog

that silly Billy fish

that fish is my friend until the very end

that silly Billy fish in a dish

By: Cooper H.

Once there was a man

with a really long beard

which people really feared.

One day birds came along

and started making a really long nest on it.

But whenever he tried to take the sticks off,

the birds would try to peck his finger off!

By: Gabe B. 

I walked in the house

and saw a mouse,

scurry away.

I started to run,

I ate a bun

thinking of horrible things.

and then I heard a boo

it sounded like a shoe.

And then a ghost.

it was my host!

I ran away and NEVER came back.

Until I was a ghost.

By: Isaac W.

The Crocodile Who Ate His Dentist:  

Crocodile oh crocodile, why did you eat the dentist? He was just trying to help you get all the tiny pieces of meat out of your teeth! Crocodile oh crocodile why must you be this way? You are so cranky all the time! Why can’t you just be happy about your existence?

By: Jonny M.

I exclaimed no way! Soon I yelled hey! Those robots can’t do that or can they…? The cops ran in. They must’ve been kiddin’. This can’t be canon.  They were arresting the robots that were dancin’!

By: Keagen F.

O’ federal corvette, O’ federal corvette.

I have not seen of what is of you yet.

For can you blow up,

The ship named corrupted.

You deployed your multi-cannons.

Plus the fragment cannons.

You blew up that ship,

that just couldn’t flip.

But can you blow up,

that other ship.

Can you blow up,

the imperial cutter,

in the next sector?

By: Xavier H.

Once there was a man that was starting to grow a beard. His beard was 2 inches long but, he wasn't  happy with only 2 inches he wanted a bigger beard. So he let his beard grow, and grow, and grow. One month later he was sitting in his chair reading a book but, when he stood up he almost fell over! His beard was very heavy so he asked his daughter to look if anything was in it. She said “Dad there are animals in your beard!”. He went over to the bathroom grabbed his razer and shaved the whole thing off. After that, when he saw any bit of his beard start to grow back out he shaved right away.

By: Zoey G.

    Marshmallow The Mouse

My parents got me a pet mouse his name is Marshmallow 

and he is a really nice fellow.

We bought a house for marshmallow the mouse.

If you don't like mice then here's a weird fact 

He loves to eat rice. 

We love our mouse and he loves the house 

We got him a ball and when he goes 2 feet up, to him that's very tall. 

We have a cat and he is pretty fat 

He loves to watch the mouse when he's in his house.

By: Carter W.

The Big Slime Mess 

Today was a big slime mess, 

My brother threw it at me and it got all over my dress! He laughed at me while I sighed in fear, all you could see on my face was a bunch of tears. 

Our mom got me this dress yesterday, and now it’s all ruined today!

By: Aubrey R.

                                   Chomppers

One day in the Dino Jungle Ms. Demmoki, the explorer, was hunting for silly dinos. 

After a while Ms. Demmoki was hungry. 

She had worked on setting up traps for the dinos, the silly dinos, and when she was finished she heard a loud THUMP, THUMP, THUMP! 

It was the silliest dino of them all, CHOMPPERS! “AAAAAAHHHH” Ms. Demmoki screamed. “IT’S CHOMPPERS!” She yelled. 

Ms. Demmoki was scared but then she found out that he was a friendly dino, very silly too!

By: Aria B.H.

There was a boy named Jill 

He wanted his father to get a bill so he could get a squirrel 

A squirrel that was tied up in a whirl 

His dad didn’t have money for a squirrel, all he had was an old bunny but Jill is allergic to bunnies. 

One day Jill ran away because his dad made him sad by saying that they had to move but 

Jill was not leaving without his squirrel 

so he ran away to get the squirrel but he got into a mess when he noticed he didn’t know the way home. 

He screamed for help 

Hours had passed 

He wished he had the power to turn into a flower because his mom loves flowers so he would go home. 

Four hours later his mom and dad found him 

They took the squirrel with them and they lived happily ever after.

By: Angelica M.C.

Pay attention in class

because if you don’t

You will get in trouble

and the class will get mad.

By: Ben D.

Out my window I saw A squirrel in my tree

he hangs upside down by tails of three

He looks so funny

He has ears like a bunny

His fur is spiky and blue

I hope you can see him too!

By: Zane W.