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Hi, it's Maya here, and I am not really expecting anyone to read this but I am doing it anyway.

It all started last Monday lunchtime when we were all lining up to go outside to the playground. Then, something very unexpected happened. Mrs Cody was about to lead the line out of the classroom when she stopped abruptly and said, 'Oh yes, before I forget, Maya and Kristy please go to Mr Edgar's office.' Me and Kristy were very confused, you only went to Mr Edgar's office if you had been incredibly and preposterously bad. We were both sure that we had done nothing wrong.

Chapter One

As we got nearer and nearer to his office, my stomach got tighter and tighter. I sat myself down on the hard wooden chair outside his office, Kristy must have seemed scared because Mr Edgar said to her her, ' Don't worry, you are not in trouble, I am not scary all of the time.' Then the door shut and all I could hear after that was muffled voices. After hearing that, I must have relaxed a little, but i still had butterflies, no, they weren't butterflies, more like savage, bloodthirsty bats, trying to break through my ribs and tear through my chest while gnawing at my heart.

Chapter two

Anyway, I saw Kristy walking out of his office, so I asked her if I should go in. She nodded, so I went up to the door and saw Mrs Lapland (the headmistress) sitting at her desk, looking intently at her computer, and Mr Edgar leaning over it, his gargantuan behind blocking all other view. I felt so light headed I was worried I would not be able to open the door. I glanced at Cassy (the school dog) and saw that she was looking at me with sorrowful eyes, I don't think that many people go in that office and come out without tears streaming down their face. Anyway, I plucked up the courage to turn the door handle, and the door swung open …  

Upon noticing that I was there, Mr Edgar got up as fast as is possible with such a large behind and slammed the door in my face. Just so you know, the smell of rotting wooden door is not a pleasant one. I felt like shrinking into my to small school shoes, this was not a good start ! I sat in my constricted wooden chair corner until the dreaded call arrived .

‘ You may come in now Mia.’ Mr Edgar bellowed.

I gingerly crept into the room and perched on the edge of the seat that Mrs Lapland was pointing to." I would like to talk to you about the use of click clock." 

I relaxed a little, thinking that he was interviewing me or something of the the sort. 

I am sorry to say, I could not have been more wrong...

Chapter three

" I have reason to believe that you have click clock?" he paused, waiting for a reply, I nodded and he continued." An account as well?" yet again, I nodded.

" A public one?" this time i shook my head.  

"Really, because Mrs Lapland and I have just been on your account and it says you are on public, so don't you DARE lie to me!"

"S-sorry Mr Edgar" I stammered! 

I did not understand, yes I had click clock, yes I had an account , but it was private so who did it affect?