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I am weird my dad has a beard. Scotch tape rocks, but i hate lox! I started drinking Mountain dew but i fell off the mountain and started drinking soda fountain. I like to ice-skate and also say hello to my mates. April showers bring May flowers, and I have some sort of laughing powers im really in the mood of a pear, but instead i will play truth or dare! its summer now its hot and nice but sometimes i wish there were ice I like to go to school by Jumping Jack and then go home by a twist hop back! my favorite dinner is chicken soup and favorite teacher is mrs. roopy loop! whenever we get a door it must have a lock, and i act like a chicken by saying bock bock. your not filled with troubles, we can play with rainbow bubbles!

And did you know i like to talk? paper clips can be very handy and when you work with them you should eat candy yes that would be very dandy! my friend gerald is a mouse have you ever gone to his house?Is a millionaire knocked on your door in the middle of your uncle's stay? hey that doesn't happen every day! My oh my what should you say? May i please have a dime? i will use that dime to buy a lime and use that lime to make lemonade i will give you some of my lemonade say that would be a good trade! After all of this jam, who do you think i really am?starts with an Y. i can almost really fly! ends with an a and an E and an L. yeah thats right my name yael! I really hoped you liked this poem and if you have some friends make sure to show em!!!

My favorite fruits are cherries and berries

lemon and lime are so divine do you know how they make wine? you use the delicious fruit of grapes! i like to eat grapes and dates and a fig while i dig have you ever had a plum the taste of a plum is totally not glum! and it definitely beats chewing gum! Whether you have pink or blue boots, i advise you all to eat delicious fruits!

oh no i lost my shoe ! where can my missing shoe be ? maybe it is stuck in the tree! or maybe it's hiding by the door or even on the bathroom floor! i checked under the table or on my bag with my name on the label! maybe in the yellow box or inside my wooden drawer with my socks!

my dads calling me and I'm calling you where can you be my missing shoe?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

billy bee buzzes by benny beatle

pigs pizza is popping purple

my mommy makes me muffins on mondays

a big brown bear brought butter and beans

Today it's hot and so i drew with chalk in the parking lot, even though it made me hot.i did some art and ate a tart. I went to school and school was cool. Today I didn't even drool! for a snack i had some chips and then in school we hatched some chicks! shine dine and groovy! after that we watched a movie! peter pan in never never land! never never...... anyway today was the best day ever!