Once upon a time, there was a sussy family in a town called Goofy. Quarious is a child whose mother died of being clowned to death by people who slandered people. He was forced to live with his fatherless father, his stepmother, Shaquisha, and his stepbrother, DonQuarious. Poor Quarious was treated like noobs in Fortnite. He was forced to clean the house, feed the dog named Doge, who barked too much, and feed nasty memes that were unfunny. Even the school he went to, Gunn Junior High wasn't goofy at all. Shaquisha and DonQuarious made fun of him all the time.

One day, Quarious and DonQuarious were sent to gather spicy memes from the field behind their house. Quarious got the spiciest memes while DonQuarious procrastinated and only managed to get one, unfunny meme. DonQuarious was jealous of Quarious effort then told him,  "go clean an unfunny meme, it'll turn into a spicy one." Quarious believed this and then went to go clean the meme. DonQuarious took the opportunity and switched the memes. Quarious came back screaming, "it didn't work you, uneducated bozo!" But only found an unfunny meme. He collapsed and cried like a squeaker who raged on Fortnite. 

Suddenly, Ba Ba Ba Lin appeared and said, "quit crying little girl, place this meme in your backpack, then go to school normally but say Ooga Booga after every class, then look at any mirror" Quarious agreed to this sussy request, takes the meme home only to be whupped so hard then sent to bed. The next day wasn't better either, DonQuarious spread countless rumors about how trash Quarious is at Fortnite. "You are dog water at Fortnite!" One boy yelled. All Quarious could do was just take it, for he knew that he had something more important to do.

It hurts so bad!

Literally didn't ask, cry little kid.

Quarious followed the old fart's request, then at the end of school, he went in the restroom. But when he looked in the mirror, he saw the Goofy God, Kumalala. "Oh my gosh, Kumalala, is that you?" Quarious asked. "Yes it is my child, you have followed Ba Ba Ba Lin orders, I am at your service." Quarious couldn't believe what was happening to him, but he knew what he could do.

When Quarious got home, Shaquisha announced to the family that the goofy festival is the next day. "Quarious stay home to clean the spicy and unfunny memes and take care of Doge. Quarious was about to scream, but held back, and asked, "what is a goofy festival?" "Idiot, it's an event where the queen decides who to marry, and others can just be sus," Shaquisha replied. "But why can't I go?" Quarious asked. "Because you're not sus enough!" Shaquisha screamed.

Skill issue.

You can't go lol.