YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Should I buy one million iphone infinitys? Yes I am. haha

I'm too rich, I could buy the whole planet 500 billion times!! including the president!

Sir,

get out of my way im going home

get out of my way little children go find your mother and your father

I don't know where they are.

then get out of my way!

that man will meet his consequences do not be scared.

sir you got caught for speeding.

no I dont care i'm the richest self made quajillionare, If you take me I'm going to buy your whole family.

oh my god are you bob turner. I'm sorry please don't buy my family. 

okay then don't take me to jail.

you know what, i'm gonna go take a walk, all of these people are so disturbing.

ow I tripped! it hurts someone help me! ah im falling into the well!

Where am I?!? Oh no I fell into the well! I need to get out of here no matter what.

you will meet your consequences for being such a greedy man in this world.

What are you doing here?

That doesnt matter now, what matters is that you will be cursed because of how greedy and demanding you are Bob turner.

you cant stop me, I have more money than your family has ever owned!

I know, that is the main reason i will be taking most of your money and donating it to charity because of your fathers permission. 

How dare you father.

what are you gonna do with that in your hand?

Potato, Alakazam!!

NOOO!!!! I'm a potato! I DONT LIKE THIS IT FEELS ODD...

now go out and live the world while i go to waltermart smartcoin vending machine because you have too much coins to go dispense, bye!

how do I get out though? Maybe calling the cops, ill say sorry.

only one iphone :(

sir, this is bob turner and im very sorry for offending you cop number two, and your family sir, please help me.

cop number two is absent today, but ill tell him, okay lets go get you out of here.

sir wheres cop number two?

Im afraid hes not doing very well. Hes at the hospital. lets take you.

sir, i am very sorry for offending your family.

WHO ARE YOU?!?

oh ok, its ok thank you, but one thing, Its one million dollars though.

Sir, i shall pay for all your medical bills, i am truly sorry.

its fine I work as a food critic. Doctor, dermatologist, anesthesiologist, office worker, artist, music artist, wendys worker, CEO of Mc Donalds And wendys and i was the first to make a clock.

ill go take a flight to dubai with cop number three and eat at la iwan, Bye i wish you the best!

Ok have fun!

Anything for you, i hope we can stay friends forever!

your my bestest friend i have ever had, thank you for accompanying me to Dubai.

Unfortunately, the restraunt has been closed due to unhandled caviar which could make you very sick sir,

-How about we go to McDonalds. How does that sound?

whats a Mc Donalds?

it looks so different here, why?

Its fast food.

Hi, can I have a Big Mac with large fries and a medium coke please 

okay, your total is 7.63, Next please.

Hey Kris jenner! hows does it feel owning McDonalds? By the way i want two large fries, two big Macs and a mcflurry and a doctor pepper.

It feels great Jimmy Mckanan, okay ill get your food ready in two minutes.

what is this kind of food? it tastes so good! especially the fries and the soda.

Its fast food

"lets lock this bad boy".