Once upon a time Shrek was chilling at his home with his family.

Shrek and his family wanted to go inside and watch some soccer.

SIUUUU!!!

After watching some soccer, someone called Shrek. It was Ronaldo!

Siuuu!

Ronaldo said he wanted to fight Messi. He was gonna steal Messi's phone and give Shrek his number.

Shrek called messi and said Ronaldo wants to fight. Then Shrek said we'll meet at Michael Jordan's house.

Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona started walking down the street to get to MJ's house. They saw some dude saying "Skidybopbopbop yes yes."

They walked until they saw Michael Jordan's house.

There he was, Michael Jordan. Ronaldo and Messi was there.

But then, someone showed up. it was Prince charming.

Then, Prince Charming jumped off and killed Shrek.

Shrek doesn't take that level of disrespect so he killed Prince Charming.

Now the time has came, Ronaldo Vs Messi.

They started throwing hands. Ronaldo spawned a soccer ball in and kicked it in Messi's face.

"BOOM!" Ronaldo kicked the ball it hit Prince Charmings foot and killed Messi.

Then Michael Jordan invited Shrek and his family inside his house.

MJ led them to the basketball court. Shrek wasdraining 3's.