Once upon a time there was an elephant named Alvin, and this elephant wasn't like most clumsy elephants. This elephant was good at everything and loved to show off to everyone. 

Some of Alvin's fiends called him the excellent edgy elephant.

I’m the best at basketball in this whole jungle. Nobody can beat me.

Then Alvin looked over to the basketball court and saw Ralph the giraffe.

Hey Ralph!

I’m better at basketball than you.

Alvin, you’re good at a lot of things but I’m better at basketball.

Some of Ralph's friends called him the ginormous jazzy giraffe.

Fine, let's play each other and the winner will be known as the best in the Jungle. 

Deal.

Alvin then approached the court.

Ralph then walked over to Thomas the Monkey, who was in a tree as tall as a sky scraper.

Hey Thomas, will you ref our game?

Sure!

Thomas the monkey was known as the mysterious munching monkey.

At the start of the game Ralph quickly jumped up and grabbed the ball to score. Alvin then realized that this was going to be harder than he thought.

This isn't going to be easy.

A few more minutes went on and all Alvin did was trash talk Ralph. Ralph was irritated by this but he didn't let it show and he never said anything back to Alvin.

Lucky shot.

When Alvin realised that his trash talking wasn't working he thought that his only way to win was to cheat, so that's exactly what he did. When Ralph was going up for a layup Alvin shoved him to the ground. 

Foul!

It was an obvious foul, and it should have gotten Alvin kicked off of the court. But Thomas decided to give Alvin another chance. So Ralph got to shoot two free throws.

I didn’t even touch him.

After Ralph got up and swished his two free throws like nothing happened Alvin became furious.