Dedicated to myself, based god, and sonic the hedgehog

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The day had finally arrived, Tom was ready to pursue his
career as a thespian and finally leave his life in tatooine
behind and star as the hella iconic role in Harry Potter
and the Prisoner of Marzipan

When Tom arrived in Hollywood he was ready to
take the film industry by storm. If they needed another
person to play an introverted and awkward 17 year old
after Michael Cera's tragic demise then this could be the
start of the evolution of his acting career

Tom got directions from a transvestite hobbit and
found out the auditions for the role of Harry were
taking place in The Shire. He was very grateful to the
benevolence of the cross dressing halfling, Samwise
Gamgee.

many thanks bruh

no problem who do you think helped
Mister Frodo into Mordor

wtf Sam Merry and I were
there too ok wow

Tom's confidence was soon no more and a look of umbrage
fell across his face when he saw Nick Cage also auditioning
for the role of Harry. Suddenly his parents' plans for Tom to
become a cardiologist didn't seem so bad. He knew he never
stood a chance against Nick Cage. Everyone knew he was a
great actor who took psychedelic drugs from aliens to fuel
his creativity

Tom's confidence was slowly fading away. He was feeling very
unsure of himself. He thought maybe this was a quid pro quo
for all of the brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts he ate as a
child. He knew that they take 1.4 years off
of your life but he just didn't care. His rough past with toaster
pastries and his low self esteem were taking its toll on him.

Suddenly the almighty and based Gandalf descended
from the heavens whilst swagging at maximum with a
message of hope for Tom Cruise:

Tom, my child. You are important, you are based, you are you. You
have every reason to love yourself and no reason to feel inferior to
others. I'm talking to YOU directly I love you and want you to have
a good life. Keep your heart lil one. You'll be ok. Much love. Stay
based forever and remember self confidence is key

That was just the confidence boost Tom needed. In the
end Tom landed the role of Harry and Nick Cage
ended up getting so depressed about losing his role that
he took too many illegal drugs and stole the declaration of
independence and ended up never starring in a film again