To the laziness in me that said
"Normal book reports are boring."
To my mom who asked "Are you REALLY working?" and
I had to show something quick
Lastly, to Carrol for enchanting us all

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Down the Rabbit-Hole

There was once a little girl named Alice who, like most children,
got very bored of just sitting down. She thought about making a
daisy chain. Alas! She was too lazy to get the daisies. As she was
lazily contemplating what to do, she saw a white Rabbit. Nothing
great about that. Then the Rabbit said,"Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be
too late. Alice still remained still, finding nothing off-putting
about a talking rabbit. This peculiar thing pulled a watch out of
his waistcoat. By this point, she started chasing the rabbit.

The rabbit soon jumped into a rabbit-hole. Alice, not thinking,
jumped in here too. The rabbit-hole went endlessly. More than
miles down. As it kept going, Alice was not a bit scared. If you
were falling near endlessly, you would stop screaming at one
point. So, she kept going through the hole. At last, she had come
to a stop. She was not hurt a bit. Alice was next to a long
hallway. As she ran down this hall, she saw a bottle that said
"DRINK ME". Which would seem peculiar but Alice made
sure that it wasn't poison by checking for the word "poison"
on the bottle. When she drank the odd liquid. She grew ten
inches taller. She soon ate a cake that said "EAT ME"

The rabbit soon jumped into a rabbit-hole. Alice, not thinking,
jumped in here too. The rabbit-hole went endlessly. More than
miles down. As it kept going, Alice was not a bit scared. If you
were falling near endlessly, you would stop screaming at one
point. So, she kept going through the hole. At last, she had come
to a stop. She was not hurt a bit. Alice was next to a long
hallway. As she ran down this hall, she saw a bottle that said
"DRINK ME". Which would seem peculiar but Alice made
sure that it wasn't poison by checking for the word "poison"
on the bottle. When she drank the odd liquid. She grew ten inch-
es taller. She soon ate a cake that said "EAT ME"

She kept growing until she hit her head against the
wall. This caused her to cry. She encouraged herself
not to. Then, Alice believed that she had been switc-
-hed for another child. She started to cry. Then, she
noticed herself being smaller. Then, she slipped into
water. Then, she discovered that this was a pool of
the tears she cried when she was a lot larger. She saw
a mouse. She tried to talk to it.

The Pool Of Tears

Alice ended up only talking about cats and dogs.
The mouse was quivering with a lot of fear. He was
offended by such topics

WE SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT
SUCH VILE THINGS! Such low,
vulgar things. My family always hated them. I shall
explain my history and you shall understand.

They had to leave because there was a Duck, Lory
, Eagle, and some other strange creatures crowded
in the pool

A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale

The odd party was pondering how to get dry. They
kept arguing until the mouse spoke what he claims is
the driest thing ever. It was so long that I won't put it
into a word bubble. After he was done, Alice told
him that they were still wet.

We must do a caucus race

What's that?

We must do it to find out!

After the race ended, Alice gave prizes.
After wards, Alice ended up talking only about
her cat. All the other animals were startled with
fear and ran away. Alice was crying. Just then
rabbit came.

Boo hoo! No one likes
my kitty kat!

(hopping)

The rabbit was walking nervously. He saw Alice and
told her to look for his clothes, mistaking her for his
housemaid. Alice went to the Rabbit's house. She saw
a bottle. This had no label like the other bottles. She
drank it, anyway. The drink made her taller than the
house. A group of animals tried to fix this. Later,
Alice ate a cake and she grew very small. Then, she
saw a puppy. It was normal size but it was very big
compared to Alice. She drove it away with a stick.
She was trying to figure out how to get big again. She
saw a mushroom. She saw the bottom and all sides so she
looked at the top. There was a blue caterpillar with a hookah

The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill

She consulted the caterpillar and after a lot of
arguing, the caterpillar told her how to fix her
size

Advice from a Caterpillar

How do I fix my size?

EAT THAT
MUSHROOM!

Alice fixed her size. Then, she stumbled upon a
house that was four feet high. She shrunk to nine
inches and went inside. After watching a strange
encounter between two footman (they had animal heads)
, she went inside. The door led to the kitchen. There was
the Duchess, a baby being nursed by the Duchess, a
grinning Chesire Cat and a cook stirring soup.
Everyone was sneezing.

Pig and Pepper

THERE IS TOO MUCH
PEPPER IN THAT SOUP!

The Duchess was being very mean. She tossed the baby
to Alice. Alice walked out of the house and into the
forest. The baby turned into a pig. She set the thing down
and went off into the forest. She saw the Cheshire Cat on
a tree. Alice asked it for directions.