Once upon a time, there was an excited Barb named Justin.

Justin was looking foward to the Nicki Minaj concert he would be attending later that night.

For his tenth birthday, Justin's parents bought him and his friends Dino, Cleo, and Kelsei backstage VIP passes for the concert.

"I am SO excited! I've been dreaming of this moment for so long!" Said Justin.

When the date of the concert finally arrived Justin was so excited to meet Nicki.

He and his friends had to wait in line to get an autograph.

Justin waited

                      waited

                                   waited

                                               until...

"Bruh, why is this taking so long."

(Justin sighs)

It was finally his turn to meet his idol!

Justin had never been so happy!

He finally worked up the courage to ask for an autograph and picture.

When he was about to go up to her for a picture, someone accidentally spilt their water on Nicki.

"AHaHAhAHAAh!" yelled Nicki Minaj.

"OMG NIcki WaTch OUt!" Exclaimed  Justin.

"Oopsies!" cried Dino.

Then there was an EXPLOSION!

All that was left of Nicki´s body was her android interior.

It turned out that Nicki was trying to overtake the world with her army of barbz.

Android Minaj called to her fans from around the world through subliminal messages in her songs. 

Through these Barbz, she created an army.

"I am a monster, this is ambition" (sings ¨win again¨ as a subliminal message)

 Justin was able to fight the trance because he lost his hearing due to the explosion, and was hence not affected by the subliminal messages.

Justin played along with Android Minaj´s plans so he could figure out how to defeat her.

"OH NO! I seem to be the only one not affected! How can I defeat Android Minaj all by myself?" said Justin.

Justin developed a three-step plan to save humanity.

Step one, he thought to himself, would be to break his friends out of the trance.

Step two would be to find Android Minaj's greatest weakness.

Step three would be to use the weakness against her, therfore defeating her and saving the world.

"Step one to save humanity: 

Break my friends out of the trance.

I will save you, my friends!" said Justin.

Justin put step one into action immediately by breaking his friends Kelsei, Dino, and Cleo out of the trance.

Justin remembered that the only way to break a rap trance was by playing music from a rival artist. 

"I really hope this works," said Justin as he started blasting Bongos by Cardi B and Megan the Stallion.

"I really hope this works!" cried Justin.

(presses play on Bongos)

Suddenly, Justin's friends, Kelsei,  Dino, and Cleo woke up from the trance that was placed upon them. Justin explained to them what was going on, and filled them in on his three-step plan.

"So, are you in?" asked Justin hopefully.

"I'm in if you guys are," said Dino to his friends.

Kelsei and Cleo shared a knowing look.

"We're in," they said in sinc.

"Just tell us what to do Justin," said Kelsei.

"So, are you in?" asked Justin.

"We're in!" exclaimed Dino, Kelsei, and Cleo.

Now that step one was complete, it was time for step two. 

Kelsei, the smart one in the group and the most trusted, hatched a plan to discover Android Minaj's greatest weakness.

Kelsei pointed out to the group that androids are not living beings, "It has to have a power source," said Kelsei."now we just have to find it!"

"Androids are not living beings, so it has to have a power source." said Kelsei.

¨how do we lure her out of her lair?¨asked Dino.

¨and how do we get past her army?¨ asked Cleo.

¨And what do I do with all my Nicki Minaj  shirts?¨ asked Justin

Kelsei smiled maniacally, ¨that´s where you three come in. And  Justin, we are gonna need all your Nicki minaj shirts!¨

"How do we lead her out of her lair?" Asked Dino.

"How do we get past her army?" Asked Cleo.

"What do I do with all  my Nicki Minaj shirts?" Asked Justin.

Kelsei explained that to lead Android Minaj out of her lair the group would have to stage a dance battle, for Android Minaj could not resist the urge to win. 

¨Justin!¨ said Kelsei, ¨you will handle Android Minaj.¨

¨what will you guys do then?¨ asked Justin.

¨We are the distraction, now hand over those shirts!¨ exclaimed Kelsei.

"We need to stage a dance battle to lead her away from her lair!" Said Kelsei.

"I took eight  years worth of dance class! Finally it will come in handy!" Cheered Justin.

Using twenty of Justins shirts, the group created a shirt large enough to fit Dino.

Now the plan could begin.

Justin and his friends mailed out a letter to Android Minaj´s lair, challenging her to a dance battle at dusk in a forest.

In an hour they recieved Android Minaj´s RSVP to the battle.

Their plan was working.

Android Minaj's evil lair

"I hear they comin' for me!" Sang Android Minaj.

Minutes before dusk the group was getting worried that Android Minaj might just be evil enough to lie about an RSVP. But then, when all hope was lost, Android Minaj and her army appeared through the chaos around them.

"Oh no! Could Android Minaj be evil enough to not show up, even though she RSVP'd" Said Justin.

"I am not here to play."  Sang Android Minaj.

Dino, Cleo, and Kelsei, who were disguised as Barbz, fought valiantly as they distracted them with a karaoke contest. Little did the army know that Cardi B would be performing, breaking them all out of their trance.

¨I´m so glad Cardi agreed to my plan!¨ said Kelsei happily.

"I'm so glad Cardi agreed to my plan!" Said Kelsei.

"I will break them out of the trance, OKURRRR!"

(starts singing/yelling bongos)

Now, the rest was up to Justin. 

"time to commence step three," thought Justin.

With the Barbz being out of their trance Dino, Cleo, and Kelsei got the time they needed to find the power source, as long as Justin could keep Android Minaj occupied long enough.

"Time to commence step three!" Exclaimed Justin.

"You might get addressed on the second album!" Sang Android Minaj.

As Justin stood facing down Android Minaj she screamed, ¨YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, NO ONE OUT DANCES THE QUEEN!¨

¨ There's a first for everything.¨ said Justin nonchalantly. 

And with that, the battle began.

Using Android Minaj´s Nintendo switch, Justin and Minaj Just Danced it out to starships in what historians deemed to be one of the clostest battles in history.