I dedicate this book for my cat because he looks like Minos and I think if he head thumbs he would like ULTRAKILL (the game) :3

Preview audio:

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Introduction of the ULTRAGANG:

Gabriel

archangel

has anger issues

good christian boy

Minos

mother figure

adopted all the members of the ULTRAGANG because he has a house

Sisyphus

mosquitito

everyone hates him

Sisyphus

father figure

likes to fight

this is NOT a ship

V1's twin

also has anger issues

Filth

filth

no one knows why he is here

Maurice

floating head (he actualy isnt floating he has translucent legs)

Benji

(family’s dog)

angry chiwawa

One day the ULTRAGANG woke up and didn’t know what to do. Then Minos and Sisyphus told them it was Easter and they decided to run away from the psych ward together and go to church to celebrate. And they did just that.

On the way to the church Gabriel and Minos got into an argument about who would be more suited for a role of the Easter bunny

My work is done

The situation got a little bit out of hand and in the end Minos was locked up in a flesh prison

BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!

In front of the church Gabriel’s religious psychosis kicked in and he started screaming

“All the sinners shall burn to ashes” and “BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!”

After his speech, V1 for real spontaneously combust. But that was no big deal for our ULTRAGANG because everyone thought that V1 was an annoying mosquitito.

Sudden demise of their friend didn’t stop our ULTRAGANG from breaking into the church

Why they had to break in? Because Gabriel was banned and the priests didn’t want to let them in.

Gabriel before he was cursed by church was a magnificent organist, he preformed a spectacular symphony for our ULTRAGANG then they saw a light in the middle of the church to their surprise that was V1, thanks to Gabriel’s holly tune he was resurrected.