Once upon a quack, there was a beautiful land known as Duckberg.

erm what the sigma

I beg your finest pardon,

It was peaceful, serene if you will, no real harm in sight, all of the ducks weren't at any danger.

i bought a property in duckberg and-

GET A JOB-

Until one day. The EVIL duck arrived.

rahh im the scary evil duck or something

The ducks we're forced to leave their homeland after the EVIL ducks attack.

according to my calculations, we need to run!!1

But their escape had CAVED IN!! The ducks had nowhere to escape from the EVIL duck

according to my calculations chat, we're cooked.

BUT THEN SUDDENLY, THE DUCKY VERSE COLLAPSES FROM THE EVIL ENERGY, CAUSING A PORTAL TO OPEN!! 

Then.. a mysterious figure stepped out..

according to my calculations, that is an interdimensional porta-

bro we get it shut up-

erm.. who are you?

I, am the EPIC DUCK.

After the appearance of what was literally considered Jesus to the ducks, they were.. shocked to say the least.

JESUS?!!

yeah.

Until the ducks discovered something unexpected.

. . BROTHER?!

wait what

GRRR, YOU TOOK ALL OF MY BREAD WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN!! RAHH!

uh.

get stomped on LOSER!

I will not be like

him.

I'm done being

this stupid

ahh nerd.

INITIATE

DUCKY D00M!

oh poop

I'LL BE BACK YOU NERD!!!!

gg ez

Meanwhile.. In Agent Duckys HQ.

sir, the epic duck has died. what are we going to do to initiate operation BREAD?

BRING IN THE PORTAL GUN.

After the epic ducks death, the multiverse had FALLEN APART!

bro im on my day off :C

random portal from the forsaken realm lol

IM BETTER THAN YOU BLUUDUD!

 NO I AM YOU RED WEIRDO! >:C

wait who is that

dude. 
I want.. FRENCH FRIES!

no im not giving you french fries bob

*blasts Bluudud into the french fry realm*

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back with the evil duck

THAT FOOLISH NERD DESTROYED MY EVIL PLANS TO STEAL ALL OF THE BREAD..

NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO USE MY SECRET WEAPON...
MY EVIL PORTAL GUN THAT I STOLE FROM THAT AGENCY!!!