Once upon a time, there were three Ewoks who lived together in the woods and loved to bake. There was the father ewok who always made things sweet, the mother who made things salty and the little ewok who made things just right. One day they decided to bake rainbow berry pie for their family that was coming over to visit. When they finished baking, they left their house to go find their family in the woods. 

Later that day, a beautiful young girl named Goldilocks landed on the planet of Endor. Goldilocks was sent on a mission to find important intel on the Ewoks. She had walked tirelessly for 2 days without food, as the rain continued to pour down on her. Then as by a grace of god, she stumbled upon an empty cottage just outside the city.

 On the stove, with a wooden spoon in one of the 3 pans, was the best looking rainbow berry pie ever seen. She took a massive bite of pie from the biggest of the 3 pans, and without hesitation, spit it right back into the pan. As it was the saltiest pie she had ever had. She thought to herself, how do Ewoks eat pie this salty? Then Goldilocks went for a bite of the mother Ewoks pan, she took a handful and almost immediately spit it right back into the pan, for it was much too sweet for her pallet. Then she went for the wee little Ewoks pie, and took a bite, it was the best pie she had ever eaten, and slurped it right up until not even a crumb was left in it. 

    After eating all of that pie, Goldilocks got a wave of frigid air that took over her body, so she looked for a jacket. Once she found the jackets, she first put on the papa bears jacket. But, the jacket was way too big for her. Then, she grabbed the jacket of the mother Ewok. She tried to put it on but couldn’t fit her arms into the sleeves. Finally, she grabbed the baby bear's jacket, and when she put it on it fit just right. So, she wrapped it so tightly around her that she bust a seam in the back of the jacket, and threw it on the floor, after realizing her mistake she was now determined to warm up as the temperature had a sharp drop. 

Now being determined to warm up, she started to look for a bed. She started walking up the stairs to find a bed she could sleep in. The first room she walked in had 3 beds. Goldilocks saw a bed made of sticks, a bed made of straw, and a bed made of wool. She saw that the bed made of sticks was the biggest so she tried laying down on that one, but immediately found out that it was extremely uncomfortable due to the little spikes protruding out of the bed. She got up and tried the bed made of hay. She laid down and felt the unpleasant texture of the hay. As a last resort she went to the smallest bed made of wool. She laid down and instantly fell asleep. 

    By this time, the Ewoks had returned with the rest of their family ready to eat the freshly baked pie, as father Ewok walked into the kitchen he said in a loud gruff roar, “SOMEBODY HAS BEEN AT MY PIE,” then, the mother Ewok exclaimed in a motherly rage, “SOMEONE HAS BEEN AT MY PIE TOO!”, then the baby Ewok said in his wee little high pitched voice “SOMEONE HAS BEEN AT MY PIE, AND EATEN ALL OF IT.”