I dedicate this book for my sister who was kicking me when I wasn’t writing this book she said that this series is like oxygen to her. It was really (not) motivating

Preview audio:

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(And if you have forgotten)

Introductions of the ULTRAGANG

Gabriel

archangel

has anger issues

good christian boy

Minos

mother figure

adopted all the members of the ULTRAGANG because he had a house

mosquitito

everyone hates him

Sisyphus

father figure

likes to fight

Destroys everything at his path

V1's twin

also has anger issues

Swordmachine

doesn't want to be asociated kind dude

Benji

(family’s dog)

angry chiwawa

Maurice

floating head (he actualy isnt floating he has translucent legs)

Filth

filth

no one knows why he is here

hideous mass

swordmachines pet dog

M: I can feel it in my bones that this trip is not going to be the most pleasant one

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE BONES!!!

One day the ULTRAGANG decided that they need a wacation from all of their endeavors so they flew to Egipt because it was the cheapest and the most affordable

Ahh, what a wonderful day, maybe my predictions where wrong.

Weeeeeeeee

Minos adored the chaos around him, he didn’t quite know how he met ULTRAGANG he just woke up one day and they where in his house laughing and chatting. Yet it felt like they were always meant to be family.

Turns out that Sisyphus had spent all of Minos life savings on gambling,

Minos had enough of this hustle and bustle (hurly-burly) and decided that he and ULTRAGANG wasn’t meant to be, so he will spend this vacation alone in Bali.

But then Minos realized something, Sisyphus wasn’t there, where could have he strayed?

said Minos but his only answer was a loud

„DING DING DING JACKPOT MEGA BIG WIN!!!”

That’s it we’re getting divorced

But, I won 2 dollars!

Minos was enraged, losing all his money and a way to get back home.

Yet after sitting for a while in the forest Minos felt happy, the fresh breeze and warm sun rays

Made his mind peaceful.

Nothing mattered now it was only him and the timid sounds of the forest

Ahh, free at last

„Zamki na piasku, gdy pełno w szkle. Poranna witaj zmiano to życie twe!”

Go back to the psych ward

Please

Turns out that loneliness wasn’t suited for Minos, and just when the voices in his head where about to win over him help arived

Those Asians that make houses out of clay on YouTube found him and offered to build him his own house

Minose’s life started to make sense again, he found new friends and soon he will have a place to live in

Meanwhile, the rest of the ULTRAGANG wondered how will they go back to their country

Because they no longer had money since Sisyphus gambled it away

Fortunately they met their old friend Swordmachine. He was a kind dude and offered to smuggle the ULTRAGANG to Poland in his suitcase

Hop on in B-)

Umm, okay

But the suitcase already had a passenger it was the hideous mass, Swordmachines pet dog, he and Benji didn’t got along well they were barking at each other for the entire flight

After a while the ULTRAGANG almost froze to death with how chilly the atmosphere was,

Yet Sisyphus helped them by making a fire place

Then he ranted about how his parents threw him out when he was young and he had to survive on its own so he knows his stuff with fireplaces

Wrrrrr

Wrof wrof wrof

When they arrived at their house in Poland an idea sparked in Sisyphus mind. To get their money back they should burn Minos house and his new car to get a lot of insurance money, so they did just that.

Gabriel opposed that idea, but everyone agreed with Sisyphus.