By Maurice

A and Æ told B, 

and B told C, Ç, Ч, and CH. 

"I'll meet you at the 

top of the coconut tree!"

Whee!" said D, to 

E, Ǝ, F, G, "I'll beat you 

to the top of the 

coconut tree!"

Chicka chicka boom boom! 

Will there be enough room? 

Here comes H up the coconut tree!

coconut tree!

And I, IGH, Ȝ, and J, JY and 

tagalong K, 

All on their way up 

the coconut tree!

Chicka chicka boom boom! 

Will there be enough room? 

Look who's coming! L, LL, M, N, Ñ, NG, NY,

O, &, Ó, P!

Chicka chicka boom boom! 

Will there be enough room? 

Look who's coming! L, LL, M, N, Ñ, NG, NY,

O, &, Ó, P!

What is pin and kit ^n^ Kate doing here

and Q, QU, R, S, SW!

and Я, SH, Ш, Щ,

T, TH, U, V!

Still more! W, 

and X, Y, Z, $, ¢, Ь, Ъ, Ы

The whole alphabet up the-- 

Oh no!

Chicka chicka...

 BOOM! BOOM!

Skit skat scoodle doot, 

Flip flop flee. Everybody's 

running to the coconut tree! 

Mamas and Papas and uncles and aunts, 

Hug their little dears then dust their pants.

"Help us up!" 

cried A, Æ, B, C

Next from the pileup 

Jelly Ç

fine-looking CH, Ч, Ш, Щ

and skinned knee D, 

and stubbed toe E, 

and broken-jaw Ǝ,

and patched-up F, 

then comes G all out 

of breath.

H is tangled up with I, IGH is likes the leaves, Ȝ does magic 

J, K,  JY and Kit and Kate are about to cry  

L is knotted like a tie!