At the end of the week, Bob is very exited. Not because it's weekend, Bob doesn't even know what day is it. His brain is fried from all the instagram reels, that he watches through the day. And also, he is unemployed, so it doesn't matter to him. He is just exited that he can play clash royale with his friends.

   YAY!

Wait! Bob doesn't have any friends! Well that's sad. But it's not suprising for a person like Bob to have no friends. He only opens his window and rarely goes outside in summer, only because women are wearing skirts and are walking with bare feet.

Well, as I was saying, Bob doesn't have a job, so he doesn't have nothing better to do at the weekends then being on his computer, phone, and eat junky food.

Oh and did I tell you that Bob plays basketball? Well on 2 player games dot org on his computer, but that counts, right?

Bob wanted to order some Uber eats, as he does everytime he is bed rotting in his room. His mom doesn't want to cook for him, even though he lives with her, she says he is old enough to cook for himself and not only that, he should start a family. Well, Bob thinks that the age 38 is not that old. Anyway, since his mom didn't want to cook for him, he decided to make himself some food.

But he only has skils in cooking on 1001 games cooking simulator. So he decided to go to the nearest fast food and order there.

He hasn't walked in years, so you can understand how hard it was for Bob to get only downstairs. Well as he got downstairs in like an hour, he was so tired of the extra movement, that he laid down on the floor and fell asleep. AS he woke up, he was twice as hungry, so he quickly got up and started walking fast towards the nearest Mcdonalds that chat gpt found him.

He went in. He was hungry. All of the workers were frightened. He smelled bad, looked like he doesn't have money, just everything about him was weird. They asked him to get out, because he is so chopped.

But he threathed them to eat them and call Kai Cenat.

So the unpaid workers had no chance but give him all of the burgers in stock.

*A real footage of Bob eating all the burgers, as the underpaid 19 yo worker screams his order number out loud.

So, as I was saying, his broke ahh just broke into

Mc Donalds, ate all the burgers, and ofcourse, he had no money. The workers were stunned. They didn't even know what to say! You can imagine how they were mad, so they didn't even bother talking with him and called the manager right away. The manager came. And just as Bob was going for the last burger, the manager stopped him and asked politly how is he going to pay. Bob didn't know what to say at first, but then he said: "But... But I... I play clash royale!!" 

"Oh really?" Said the manager.

"Yes! And I have 10k trophies and goon daily to archer queen like a good boy!"

"Oh no way! Me too! Well at that case..."

Said the manager, "You are excused and you can come in anytime and eat burgers for free! But you have to promise to me to goon to archer queen atleast seven times a day. Okay?"

"I won't dissapoint you sir."

They both broke to tears and hugged each other. 

AND THAT'S WHY WE CLASH! FOR MOMENTS LIKE THIS! 

So, the moral of the story is, be like Bob. Stay unemployed. Play clash royale, and most importantly, goon.

Ignore the haters, start dropshipping and escape matrix.

The end❤️✌️