Warning: Some scenes and jokes may be 13+ Before you read this book give this to a parent to see if its 13+  

                            Chapter 1. The beginning 

Earth was getting his favorite ball in the road, and he heard a really loud bang and he got frighted. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Earth said when he was panicking. "MAMA!!!!" Earth said, "Earth what do you want I swear if you say you need help in your potty training; I will ground you for a week" Earths Mom said. "Well, it's kind of that but I HEARD SCREAMING ACROSS THE STREET IM PRETTY SURE ITS A KID CRYING FOR A TOY" Earth said panicking. 

"Oh, my fishing gosh EARTH I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE AND YOU PANIKING FOR MCSPACES AND-" Venus yelled "Venus you're 9 years old stop acting like a 2-year-old and be a problem solver" Earths Mom said "ugh fine I'm sorry Earth" Venus said. "EARTHYYYYYYYYYYY" Luna or Moon or something yelled well I'm going to call him Luna cause yea "What do you want luna" Earth said. Luna is a boy and 3 years old sometimes he can make distractions. "Earthy are you going to change my diaper?" Luna said. "Fine go to the changing room I'll be right there." Earth said "Ok" Luna Said.

1 hour later...

"Time to go to the DA DAAAAA the house!" Earth singed.  As Earth was walking to the house, he saw a window that was blocked and says NO TRASSPASSING. Great this book is going to have 5 pages- NEVERMIND Earth found an opening to get in the story has been SAVED.  Earth found a ladder to carry him to the second floor "This picture frame looks oddly suspicious" Earth said squinting at it. Earth knocked the painting down and he found a secret room. Earth got inside the secret room, and he found a gold key next to the gold key it was a golden lock who ever design that to be in there is a guy who likes drinking toilet water and likes broccoli did that. 

No offense to the people who eat broccoli. Earth opened the lock, and HE GOT THE SAME FISHING ROOM FROM EARLIER! earth found a lever on the stairs guess what he did he thought it was a toy, so he played with it then while he was looking at it the door opened. the door that was opened was for the lever. Then the owner of the house heard it, and he came after it and Earth had 4 options 1. Cry like a baby 2. Freeze 3. Run to his mommy and NEVER come back 4. Run. What did Earth pick? you be might be thinking. He of course ran.

After the chase he came back to the room and found a car key. Then he did a 360 no scope out of the window and opened the trunk. In the trunk Earth found a magnet. Since he didn't know how to use it he used CHAT SPACE. It said go to the backyard to use it and he did he got a the LOCKPICK! "Maybe I can use this to open a lock" Earth said. Earth went inside the house  

He opened the silver lock he found... A WRENCH! he remembered in his 2 brain cells where it goes the backyard, so he opened the bolt and found the red key 

Earth opened the red lock, and he opened the door and some reason he went to a BIGGER house. that house is a big back this one is even longer to BEAT. 

This house was a total mess inside the house has a MESS a BIG MESS there were boxes EVERYWHERE, so Earth moved the boxes and after half an hour it was a clear path. I know no one asked for this but Mr. Ugly *the owner of the house* has a terrible backstory he lost his wife and his daughter I'm not going to say how but yeah.

Then Earths friends came to help him out Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Earth's little brother LUNA they help a lot until this happened.

Mars was TAKEN well he's Dum as AI so yeah, I get it.  Until Earth was smart enough to see traps. "HA I been a cliff jumper this neighbor has been an LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Earth said. As Luna was looking around the house there, he was Mr. ugly he chased around luna like a game of tag "LEAVE ME ALONE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" 

CHAPTER 2. Taken

Then Earth has been chased. "Oh shoot" Earth got his hoverboard and rode it to escape Mr. Ugly luckily Earth survived not going to lie that was the smartest idea Earth ever did. Then when he was riding, he hitted a door and it showed a key a yellow key and Earth unlocked it AND the broken door was the YELLOW LOCK, and it showed another key a blue one. Then no more key streak when Earth opened the blue lock there was ONE thing useful an umbrella. doesn't ask me why an umbrella is useful. 

After about like 12 hours Earth knew what to do the red key, so he went where the room where was the key. Then he realized he needs a TOY gun. But it's a dream and Earths does NOT know it. So, Earth got a shoe and cheated the system, and the shoe was IN THE CAGE. So, a lever was in the cage and Earth somehow got THE SHOE INSIDE THE FISHING CAGE!

Then. He got the red key. BUT he needed a WRENCH to use the key. So, he needed a train "Maybe I can use a train and go on top of it and get the wrench on the cage."  Earth actually used his brain for once and thinked smart. Luckily there was a train on the house, so Earth used it. You might be thinking where is Venus and Mercury they are still here Also Luna 

Venus was celebrating Lunas birthday and Mercury was looking for clues. Earth was trying to get the wrench. And it WORKED surprising. Now Earth unlocked the bolt he can use the red key. That's what he did. NOW he can use the red key to use. Earth is halfway to beat, I think.

Earth got his umbrella and went to the hanging room on top of the house and there it was the red lock. When Earth opened the door, it was a minigame it was a parkour Earth beated it less than the speed of light. And he got an ability the ability that Earth has was the DOUBLE JUMPPPP!

Now Earth can sike the neighbor any time so yay :D. Then TERRBLE NEWS HAPPENED! Mr. Ugly added cameras to the house. Now Earth is cooked on cameras. Then Earth planned a smart idea he can collect the cameras and put them to a pile. So, Earth collected all of the cameras and putted them to the pile.  

Now Earth can sike the neighbor at any time so yay :D. Then TERRBLE NEWS HAPPENED Mr. Ugly added lots of cameras to the house. Earth is cooked on cameras. So, Earth has to think smart about this and not be dumber than Mars WHO GOT TAKEN IN A FEW SECONDS! Then Earth got a smart idea smart idea he collected all 799.5 cameras and putted then to a big pile.