Do you want to laugh? Well, if you do, there is a 98.7% chance that you will laugh at at least one of my jokes in this book! Also, I have very funny jokes.

You will laugh your head off!

You will laugh so hard that you will struggle to stop!

In fact, you'll laugh so hard that...

OK, OK let's just jump right into this book!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello there, let me introduce myself again.

I am the guy who will make you giggle.

I have been dragged into this book on one condition only: to make you laugh. So, let's start with the first joke! 

So, Uhhhhhhhh..............Ummmmmmmm......., what do you call a, Ummmmmm............Uhhhhhhhh.........Look over there! AHHHHHH!!!

Phew! That was a close one. I have...jokes... I just can't think of any! Let me explain. I want to be the guy who makes you giggle. I'm just a little... lost for words at the moment.

....Do you want to hear any more jokes? Oh yeah, that's right. I haven't even told you one yet. Well, that means I'll think of my first joke. 

Light bulb! I finally have a really good joke! After all that thinking, panicking, and running, I have a super funny joke that you will definitely laugh at. So, what do you call a fly that goes "neigh"? 

Answer: a HORSE fly!!! 

Get it? Yep, I knew that you were going to laugh at that. It was almost my best, so I'm not surprised. Thank you, thank you!

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That's the first joke!!!

Want some more? OK, well then I will tell you more jokes, just give me some time to think of another trick up my sleeve, OK? Got it! By the way, again there is a high chance you are going to laugh at this joke like the last one. Yep, you got it, I see you almost laughing. Wait, I did not even tell my second joke and you are almost laughing! Wow! I'm actually funnier than I thought, even though I knew I was funny.

OK, second joke so, what does a recycled milk jug ride to school on?

Answer: A uni-recycled!!!

Ha ha! That's a real knee slapper! So funny right?!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

This is fun for me, making up jokes to make you laugh is just the best, in my opinion.

So, to rate this book from one to ten, how will you rate it? Just keep your answer in your mind, OK?

That's the Second joke!!!

So, want some more? Good, you do!

Third joke, I had it on the tip of my tongue.

What do you call a messy barn with pigs that have run into each other?

Answer: A pigs-tie!!!

Get it? Wow, you laughed the most at that one, eh? Yea, you really laughed at that one! Thank you, thank you!!!

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