



I'm Silver Surfer!!
Hi, my name is Silver Surfer and I am a Super Hero for CLW. My super powers are I can electrocute, I can fly and I happen to be very good at basketball. I am very good friends with the Virtual Book Club folks at CLW. If I see they are in ANY danger, I swoop in to help them!
I'll tell you my real name, but you have to keep it a secret...my real name is Roy Firefighter. Don't tell anyone, or else!!
What's that sound I hear? Someone is in DANGER..



This is my dog and sidekick, his name is Frodo. Frodo hears a noise in the house.
Do you see anything dangerous? Oh no! SOMEONE BROKE THE WINDOW!!
Frodo is barking, he hears someone in the house!
Do you see anyone? We see a BIG clown!
He looks like a mouse! Should we be afraid?



"Don't be afraid. I'm not a mean clown."-says Luke the clown.
Frodo says "Ruff Ruff I don't trust you. Why are you here?"
Luke the clown says "I am here to tell jokes. I didn't see where the door was so I came in the window. Sorry, I'll fix that. Can I tell you a joke?"
Frodo says "It better be a good one, or else!"








Luke the clown says "Why did the jellybean go to school?"
Frodo says " Why?"
Luke says "Because it wanted to be a smarty bean!!"
Frodo does not even smile. No laugh at all. Frodo doesn't think its funny at all.
Luke sees that Frodo doesn't laugh and he gets nervous. Frodo begins to growl!
So Luke scrambles to think of another joke.


Luke decides on another joke and says " What is the difference between a pizza and a person?"
Frodo says "I don't know, what?"
Luke excitedly says "Because pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven! HAHAHAHA"
Frodo smirks a little but doesn't laugh at all. Luke gets even more scared that Frodo is going to bite him. Instead Frodo decides to tell a joke.




Frodo says "Two dogs decide to eat a clown but one dog says to the other, 'does this taste funny to you?'"
Luke is REALLY SCARED NOW!
He thinks Frodo is going to eat him. But he still has a couple jokes up his sleeve to make Frodo laugh.
Luke decides to take a risk with this next joke and says " Why did the clown break into the house?"
Frodo says " Watch yourself!"
Luke says "Because he thought the place was a real circus!!"
After Luke says the punchline, Frodo actually laughs!
Frodo says "Okay that was a good one. You got me there."






Luke says "Wait, I have another one!"
Frodo says "Better be a good one"
Luke says "What do you get when you boil a clown?"
Frodo says "A tasty meal."
Luke says "NO! A laughing stock!!"
Frodo laughs hysterically! "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
As Frodo is laughing, Silver Surfer comes home...




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