Hi I'm Jeffrey and this is my cat Linius.

The reason Linius looks a 

bit grumpy right now is

because we put him on a 

diet. You see, at night, Linius has been sneaking around, and eating food left out in the kitchen.

so recently we have been putting all the food in these secure "keep your cat away" shelfs.

The only food we would keep out (if you even call it a food) are the tea leaves which we use every morning to make us tea.

Because, why would a cat eat tea leaves, am I right?

But Then again, this cat eats everything, doesn't it.

Which is exactly why we are putting the box of tea leaves, not in the "Keep your cat away" cabinets, but up in the tallest cabinet.