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Dear Diary,

If you have read the first two books, you already know that I was jogging back from Middle School when I was obliviously sucked into a stupid Nether Portal, but found my way out of that hellhole. Yep. Your right. 'Hellhole' is my nickname for the Nether now, believe it or not! So, now that I have found myself in the Jungle, I don't know what to do to survive. The Phys Ed teachers never educated us about the Jungle, only the Nether before we started a Nether-themed fitness obstacle course!

Steve and Alex exploring the Nether.

So--uh, hey guys? Can you tell me what THAT is? Yes, I am looking over it on a cliff's edge but it is high so I got a good glimpse of it!

Sorry the snapshot I got on it is so blurry...

Hey but I'm scared--what if it is an Abandoned Jungle Village? Phys Ed told my entire class (Mrs.Tellingsvine), that they have Zombie Villagers and one of my weaknesses: Cobwebs! Cobwebs are the worst! They trap you in their grasp while your enemy attacks, and unless you sneak, the web sticks you in it for over a full 60 seconds! And good thing our Shift-your-writing Pre-Algebra class teaches you how how to 'Minecraft font' write so I did it on this sticky note this time! You can look now!

Ta-da! Minecraft font writing! Also I forgot... I am not using a sticky note this time!

I take a deep breath, count to 20, then enter the village. A battered Iron Golem comes around the corner of a village house. I run, weather or not I know it's hostile. I hear a "hmph" once I pass a tree, and no matter how dumb or brainy I am, I turn around. The "hmph" goes around again and I spin in a full 360.     Nothing. The noise sounds again, and I spin in a 180 and find the source of the noise: A Jungle Villager. Filled with relief, I sigh that this particular Village isn't abandoned! After all, the Phys Ed teachers told us Abandoned Villages are very rare, and almost nobody has found them! Satisfied, I reach out and try to trade with the villager. Nothing happens. "Oh," I mutter. "this one probably doesn't have a job so that's why he's unemployed!" And if this NPC could talk it would've, because it smiled and sent a "Hmph" out of it's mouth. "Can't wait to share my discovery with my friends!" I holler.