Dedicated to my   parents for giving me support and being funny          and saying that 'hellhole'       is         a curse word! l.O.L.!

If you haven't read the first 3 books, reading them first before reading this one is recommended.

                        RECAP

If you haven't read the first 3 books, I  am filling you in right now, and I hope you and your stupid ass are thankful! So bless you I am telling you this! Okay--my name is Ari. I am a capricorn and I like Milk Duds and the last time I had Phys Ed, I ran right off of the edge of the Overworld...not actually fell, but you can say that! I landed in a strange, bizarre world where the only goal is to survive. I got out of there quick, and came across a Jungle Village. And after that, I found my village again. My Pre-Algebra teacher was faced with the question of how long I had been absent or--a better term yet, HOW MANY DAYS HAVE I MISSED. She said 83, and my brain exploded like: BWOOOOOOOO! Then I asked her how long have I been gone...and that's what has happend.

AAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How many days have I missed?" I asked my teacher. She said "83, and where were you?" I answered with this: "Uh...nowhere." My teacher sensed a little bit of lie in there, so I told her where I had really been. "THE NETHER?!!!!!!!!" My teachers' jaw dropped. "But that place doesn't exist!" "It does," I told her, matter-of-factly. "and I got stranded there." "FAH!" Said somebody behind me. I turned around and scowled. "Crybaby is back!" Screamed my arch-nemesis, Makena Biggerito. Or should I say, Makena BUTTS Biggerito?????

CRYBABY IS BACK!

GRRRRRRRRRR...

"Where have you been?" Asked Makena, and I think my sensors detected a hint of annoyance in her voice...

"I have been in The Nether this whole time!" I shouted, definitely knowing what my foe was going  too reply with. "The Nether is just made up, Crybaby! Now stop whining and go ho-" Makena didn't get to finish her sentence before the teacher yelled, "HEY!" Makena froze. She turned to the teacher. "Makena, how about you go home? accusing this A+ student of lying is above Level 3 of bullying in this school! If you do not say sorry this instant, you will have a Detention, and maybe this word will also get up to your brain: Suspension! School suspension! Makena Biggerito, there will be consequences if you continue this bully-treatment!" That got Mrs. Biggerito to open her mouth, and say one, heartfelt word: "Sorry." I sighed. I knew I had to except this apology, otherwise I would have a Detention and a suspension.

I EXCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

I EXCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

"Bravo, Mrs. Dripstone!" The teacher complimented me. The reason I never mentioned my last name to you was because...well, my friends think it is a weird last name, given my last name is Dripstone. One time I told my friend Kai my last name, and she took out a pickaxe and asked me, "Can I mine you?" And I lost my head and I took the pickaxe from her hand and started whapping the tip of the pickaxe into the top of her noggin. So that is why I never told you my last name, but unfortunately my last name just got to you when my teacher just said it.

OOPS.

DONG!

OOOOWWW.