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It was a beautiful day in Bootyville
and Beyonce, while eating a bowl of
Cap'n Crunch, saw an alien spaceship
in the distance and yelled "Yo like
look at dat spaceship dat be
aprochin'!!!!!" and Barnacle Boris
replied "HUH...?"







As the spaceship moved in closer
everybody in Bootyville noticed it and
started running for their houses
except for Jamaica Jim who stood in
the center of town unaware of what
was happening...













The Alien was right above the town
now and he was shooting his death
ray at Captain Herp Derp's house!!!
Meanwhile Jamaica Jim was getting
sucked up by the alien's Tractor
Beam!!! And while all this was going
on Beyonce was yelling and freaking
out because she was stuck on the
roof!!




















So Beyonce jumped off the roof,
Barnacle Boris ran to his house, and
Captain Herp Derp was stuck
outside because his house was on
fire!! And as the spaceship was
leaving it hit a pirate ship with the
death ray.










































So Barnacle Boris was in his house
the Alien spaceship abducted
Jamacia Jim and Beyonce was dead
on the ground...But Captain Herp
Derp is a boss so he was just
standing outside and he yelled
"EVERYBODY MEET AT THE SHIP!!"







"Okay so it looks like we are all
here so here is the plan...we will go
to the scientist's house and we will
ask him for the keys to his rocket
ship so we can get Jamaica Jim
back!!! Sound like a plan?" Said
Captain Herp Derp, Barnacle Boris
and Beyonce replied "Yes Sir!!"





Captain Herp Derp pointed at the
map and said, "Alright so we are
here and we need to get here, so
Beyonce go to the crows nest and
tell me when you see the
Scientist's island but we need to
be careful because the scientist
made Dinosaurs!!!!"





"So now we wait for Beyonce
to tell us that we are almost
there so we have to just sit
here all bored and wait..."
said Captain Herp Derp
"Uhahah okay." said
Barnacle Boris.




"Yo look its dat island thingy!" said
Beyonce, Captain Herp Derp yelled
up, "Are you sure it is the correct
island?!" she replied "Dude I know
what I am talkin' about!!!"






"Alright now we just need to find
the scientist's cabin and it
shouldn't be hard seeing as how
he has a huge rocket ship..." said
Captain Herp Derp, then Barnacle
Boris yelled "Uhh Beyonce watch
out for that little birdie!!!"






"Uhhh never mind I guess..." said
Barnacle Boris, "Beyonce should
watch what is going on around her
so its her own fault..oh well" said
Captain Herp Derp "And i don't
really like her anyway..."















"Alright there is the scientist's
house lets go ask him for the key
hopefully he is in a good mood so
he will give us the key so we can
borrow the rocket ship." Said
Captain Herp Derp.












"Hey look its the scientist lets go
talk to him but remember we have
to be nice to him so he will give us
the key..." said Captain Herp Derp.
"Okay I will be good." said
Barnacle Boris.









"So our friend Jamaica Jim was
abducted by an alien and we need
to get him back so can we borrow
your rocket ship?" said Captain
Herp Derp, the scientist replied,
"Hmmm i guess so just don't ruin
it i want it back in the same
condition it is in now!!!" "Okay."
said Captain Herp Derp.









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