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    Snow Cena

Once upon a long time ago there 

was a spider that was crushed to 

death by a pinkie toe!!!! Mwa-ha-

ha-ha-haaaa. So anyways, it lived 

in the palace of John Cena. (John 

Cena’s Theme): doo do do dooo. 

do do do dooooo, do do do doo) 

What is this? You don’t know John 

Cena, son of Jack Cena?

Let me start from the beginning. Once upon a longer time ago, a random 

guy named Jack who climbed a beanstalk, or something. You know, he’s a 

totally random guy, so let's get on with that. Jack had a kid with his wife 

and they named him John. Jack went crazy one day, made their last name 

Cena, then disappeared forever. Now John was John Cena.

John grew up to later marry a beautiful princess named 

Denotarorebonokaplinashopop farplenopodanolwolopin. (She was beautiful 

on the inside) John and Denotarorebonokaplinashopop had a baby and 

named her Snow Cena. Denotarorebonokaplinashopop died right after 

giving birth.

John Cena moved on and married another beautiful princess named 

Jaquanisha - Labonoshap743. (She was beautiful on the outside but the 

spider's soul took her place, making her EVIL!!!) Jaquanisha - Labonoshap - 

Cena did not like Snow Cena, for she was the strongest, most beautiful in 

the land. On Snows’ twelfth birthday, Jaquanisha sent out Randy Orton to 

RKO her until she dies.

Randy Orton took Snow Cena out to the woods, but right before he could 

RKO her, she screamed, “Watch out, Watch out, Watch out!” and RKO’d him 

so hard he flew around the world and back to the castle. Snow Cena got 

scared and ran away.

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