This book is dedicated to...

Mrs. J and the Geometry 3rd Period Class.

(Please don't fail me.) :)

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Can Always Have

The Orange Altoids

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a powerful but clumsy old man named Emperor Palpatine.

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He was able to use the force to attract objects towards him, without touching the objects.

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Emperor Palpatine loved candy, and his favorite kind were Orange Altoids, but they were in high demand because the candy maker stopped making them.

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Luckily, the people near Palpatine were nice, so they always allowed Palpatine to eat all the Orange Altoids he wanted.

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One day, as Palpatine was plotting to take over the world, while eating the Orange Altoids of course, he accidentally kicked the can of Altoids!

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The Altoids flew through the air at a constant rate, and Emperor Palpatine was sad. Emperor Palpatine figured out that the Altoids were five feet above the ground, and that the Altoids left his foot at an elevating angle of 33°. How far have the Orange Altoids traveled?

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The Altoids fell to the ground, but thankfully, a nice Storm Trooper brought Emperor Palpatine his Orange Altoids back!

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Emperor Palpatine accidentally kicked the Altoids again! This time, he decides to use the force to bring them back. If Emperor Palpatine is 5 feet 3 inches tall, and the angle of elevation that the Altoids are traveling at is 64°. How far do the Altoids have to be pulled back for Palpatine to have the Altoids on top of his head?

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Clumsy old Palpatine dropped the Altoids, which rolled on the ground. The wants to force pull them back into his hands, but he doesn't know the angle of depression in which he has to move his arm. However, Palpatine knows that he is still 5 feet 3 inches tall, and the Altoids are 7 feet away from the top of his head. What is the angle of depression from the top of his head to the Orange Altoids?

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After ten minutes of dropping the Altoids and having to pick them up again, Emperor Palpatine figured out how to hold the Altoids. But to his dismay, when he opened the can, there were non inside. Feeling quite sad, Emperor Palpatine gave up, laid on the ground, and started to cry.

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Finally, Emperor Palpatine's apprentice Darth Vader arrived, and handed Palpatine an oddly shaped package. When Palpatine opened it, he found a can of Orange Altoids. Seeing his master's joy, Darth Vader said "Super Old Humans Can Always Have The Orange Altoids."'

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So in the end, Everyone was happy. The nice Storm Trooper got a promotion, Vader got a lightsaber, and Emperor Palpatine got to eat his Orange Altoids.

Palpatine was so happy, he actually smiled for the third time of his life.