Dedicated to Mrs Palkowski

This the REAL story of the Little Red Riding Hood. In this story, I will tell you on what a liar the lumberjack is.

This is how it really goes.

Red's mother tells her to go to her grandmother's house and give her the basket she on the table. Red looks inside the basket and sees that there is a fresh piece of bread, some medicine, and an apple.

Then, Little Red set off to her grandmother's house. The landscape is very hilly she thought.

All of a sudden she hears a rumbling sound. She looks around but sees nothing. She was also getting hungry, looked down, sat, and ate the apple.

She continues her adventure, following the path, like her mom said. On the path she sees a grey blur, and the whoosh sound again.

*whoosh*

At this point, Red is a little scared. Once again she looks around and sees nothing. She turns to continue her adventure, to be stopped by a big grey figure also known as the wolf, ME! When she sees the wolf, she drops her basket.

At this point, you'll probably think I`m going to trick Red, but NO! Instead I help her pick up her basket and ask her where she's going. She said that her mom said not to talk to strangers. "But you really need protection." "Protection from what?" "Protection from the lumberjack, he is a crazy person who steals stuff. And he has an axe!" "Okay, fine", she responds

"Alright then, let's go!" Red says. "Hold on, I smell someone *sniff sniff* " I say. "Stay here while I take a look around." "Okay then, but after that we should go to my grannie's house. She's waiting for me!" "Alright." The wolf was gone. A moment later, she sees the wolf running and a creepy guy behind him. The wolf was yelling "RUN!" That's exactly what she did! They ended up running to her grandmother's house but without time to explain to her grandmother. "Who was that?" Red asks the wolf, "the lumberjack, he is a crazy cook who runs around stealing people's stuff and scaring people." Suddenly, there was a banging sound coming from the door.