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dick and the adventures P.S THE REAL DICK DAT PEES OUT SHIT XD this is toooo sexual WARNING:DICKS:WARNING
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Long ago, a giant sea monster dick Worm rose out of the sea. It was said that the Stoor Worm’s body stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as fire. That its breath was poison to all living things.
Every day it moved closer to Dickland
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The king of Dickland asked the sorcerer for help. “You must give your only daughter, Princess Gemlovely, to the Stoor Dick,” said the sorcerer. “Only then will it leave."
The king went pale. Princess Gemlovely was kind, gentle, and loved by everyone. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the king asked.
“It is the only way,” the sorcerer said.
The king knew the sorcerer was serious. But he wasn’t ready to give up yet.
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The king sent a message to all of Dickand: The man who can kill the Meester Stoor Dick will get half of the kingdom and Princess Gemlovely as his bride. The king was excited when thirty-six men came forward.
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But as soon as they saw the monster of dicks, they all ran away. The king was sad.
He knew the princess had to be offered up to the Stoor Dick.
There was great grief throughout the land.
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On the day before the princess would be offered to the monster, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was Dick.
All his life dick wanted to be a great hero.
He was determined to defeat the Stoor Dick and save Princess Gemlovely.
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dick borrowed a small boat. He loaded a bucket of burning coals into it and rowed toward the Stoor dick.
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At dawn, the monster awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of water rushed into its open mouth.
The boat and dick were swept in. dick was carried down the Stoor dicks throat.
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Every day it moved closer to Dickland
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