This book is dedicated to my poop for being so big. It's also dedicated to Iby.

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"Arianna!", said Arianna's dad. "You are taking a field trip to the Lehigh Valley Zoo today with KinderCare." "But dad I hate KinderCare.", said Arianna's dad. "Mr. Kyle is so mean to me." "ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's dad. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MR. KYLE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IT! GET IN THE CAR! WE ARE GOING TO KINDERCARE NOW!" "FINE!", yelled Arianna.
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So Arianna's dad dropped her off at KinderCare. When she got there, she played dress up in the drama center with Cara. Cara put on high heels. Mr. Kyle then said, "Anyone who wants snack go wash your hands." So Arianna and Cara washed their hands and ate snack. It was banana bread. Then, Boris dropped off Caillou.
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Then Taylor from Coaster Studios came in and started doing a vlog in the school age room. He filmed Mr. Kyle. Mr. Kyle then said, "Arianna and Cara, can you please come to the table so you can make sandwiches?" So Arianna and Cara came up to the table and made sandwiches. Taylor filmed it. Then Mr. Kyle said, "Clean up and line up for the Lehigh Valley Zoo."
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They all lined up against the wall. Miss Tracy then said, "Caillou and Sara, you will both be staying in the kindergarten room while everyone else goes on the field trip. Caillou started crying really loud. "STOP THAT CRYING!", yelled Miss Tracy. So Taylor stopped recording and walked with Mr. Kyle and everyone else. So they got on the bus.
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When they got on the bus, Taylor started recording again. Then the bus started moving. Then Arianna kissed Norris on the cheek. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU KISS NORRIS ON THE CHEEK! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! WHEN YOU GET UP TO FIVE, YOU WILL GO TO MISS JENNA'S OFFICE WHEN WE GET BACK!"
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So then they arrived at the Lehigh Valley Zoo. Once the bus stopped moving, Taylor stopped recording. Then they all got off the bus and entered the zoo. Then Taylor started recording again. Then they saw Mr. Poop throwing his poop at people. "MR. POOP!", said the cop. "HOW DARE YOU ESCAPE FROM JAIL AND GO TO THE LEHIGH VALLEY ZOO TO THROW POOP! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO COURT AND WILL ALSO BE TRANSFERRED TO YET ANOTHER JAIL!"
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So then Mr. Kyle and Taylor said goodbye to the cops and Mr. Poop went to court. When they got to the zebras' gates, Taylor loved the zebras so much he kissed all of them and called them the cutest zebras ever. Then he stopped recording. When they got to the camels' gates, Arianna ran into her fourth grade teacher there. Taylor kissed her. He called her the cutest teacher ever.
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Then it was time for lunch. Once everybody got served and started eating, Arianna farted at the table. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU FART AT THE TABLE AND MAKE IT STINK! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR SECOND STRIKE! THREE MORE AND YOU WILL GO TO MISS JENNA'S OFFICE WHEN WE GET BACK!" So it was bathroom break time.
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"Arianna goes to the Lehigh Valley Zoo"
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