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Hello,I am Doggy Squirrel,weird name,huh? And isn't it weirder that, I know how to write in my very own DIARY!? Yeah,I thought so,and I think I got the date wrong... That is the dog date! The human date is not similar as it... Right? ANYWAY,I have a crush on Dogriella Chain,isn't she wonderful? She is going to be MINE forever when

SHE LOVES ME!

But I don't know if she notices me right now... Im just a dog with a red collar and blond fur...

*Sigh* Dogriella..

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You are so beautiful Dogriella!!

I bet she loves me, she

would fall in love with

me! With The one and only...

Doggy squirrel. Don't

worry Dogriella,YOU WILL

BE MINE! True love aint it?

Dogriella is more beautiful than

those CHP's... (CHP means Cute hot

puppies.) BUT DOGRIELLA IS MORE

HOT THAN THOSE STINKY PARTY

POOPERS!

Okay,well today,I have just ordered some clothes,they look handsome!! Dogriella will then fall in love with me!! Dogriella is the spark to my heart! Later after,my clothes were in my mail box! Oh boy! Oh boy! I am so excited! OH! I forgot to tell you that I have been invited to my very first BIRTHDAY PARTY! And it's DOGRIELLA'S birthday party!! Oh Dogriella,you must love me so much that you want me already... Ok! NOW it's been two hours and I am here! I am going to confess my feelings for my Dogriella.... No! Too... NERVOUS. TO. MOVE. Dogriella came up to me!! "Heeeey Doggy! Why are you trembling,and why is your face red?" Asked Dogriella. SHE NOTICED!!

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She is so smart she has noticed that my heart was racing,and my heart JUST skipped a beat... Okay,now it's night,im on my bed... And tomorrow is doggy High school... Okay... See you dogs later,gotta go to bed.

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Okay,today is school,and you know what! DOGRIELLA IS IN MY CLASS BTW!! Okay,Im going to walk to the bus now... I WALK I WALK I WALK... Okay Im in the bus. Oh! It's my best friends!! Chloe and Doey! "Hi!!" I said to my friends. "Hey!" They both said and sat with Doggy.

"So what are you guys gonna do when you guys get home?" I asked. "Hmm... I'm going to read those romance books!!!!" Said Chloe. "And IM going to read the wikipedia on about "Doggyphio,"you know,that sickness that dogs get sometimes?" Said Doey. My friends are the best,one time,I got knocked out by a dodge ball and then they helped me up to the nurse.

"So,I read a dog romace novel and I saw that one way to get a dirl (it means girl in human) is to give the dirl a cotton rose smelling dog-stick." (Dog-stick means lip-stick in human.) Said Chloe. "Really? Lip-stick? Duuurl! That's just dupid!" I said. "And I searched Dogriella on YouTube and it said she had her very own YouTube channel. You better subscribe to her if you love her!" Said Doey. "That's cool! My mom says I can't have a YouTube channel... ALL BECAUSE OF DOKENZIE DOLLISTER!!! Ugh! That dirl gets on my nerves!" I said. "Yeah she is a real dashion addicted diva... And a mean addicted DIVA!" Said Choe. "Yeah she needs to go." Said Doey

Okay,now I am in deography class... BORING... I wish at school you can just play games... And you can take your shoes off because your feet will get too sweaty if you keep them sweaty shoes on! Anyway Im learning about maps,I thought that we learned this in DORK grade known as FOURTH grade. HAHAHA!! Funny aint it? Okay,no... Okay,see you doods later.

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Okay now it's caturday. The day off! But I have to deal with Deanna now... She is my little sister... I got my first phone and she plays on it all day,on dugar dumb barry!!! Known as Sugar Plum Fairy..... I always wished that I was an only child. Deanna is so annoying. But now I am designing my very own shirt... It's going to be Dogriellas favourite color! Purple! And pink and magenta! I know,I know... She'll think I am weird probably but I will give it a try! And I am going to design the best D-Shirt EVER! It's going to have dogs ALL over it and in the back it's going to have the letter D on the back! And the main shirt color is black!

Oh,and I am going to make a shirt thats blue,black,orange,and green! And btw those are all of my favourite colors! Okay,now for pants/jeans! Or shorts! Okay,now to design a shorts,they are going to be the same color as the shirt that have the colors,blue,black,orange,and green. Okay,now to press "design". Oh my dog! It is actually making my clothes! Yes! And then my mom ruined the moment... "DOGGY SQUIRREL!" Yelled my mom. "EXPLAIN WHY ALL OF THE SUGAR COOKIES ARE GONE!" I lookes confused but then I knew that Deanna was lying and she was blaming the missing sugar cookies on me even though DEANNA ate them!! THAT LITTLE LIER!

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"Dog diaries one A not so stylish dog"

Name: Dog diaries one A not so stylish dog
Author: CatKattChatRat

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Doggy Squirrel shares his daily life in a diary, navigating a crush on Dogriella, school bus chats with friends, and his attempts at fashion design while dealing with an annoying little sister.

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