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Whilst driving to Disneyland, Donald, John and Snoop Dogg where having a nice road trip, until... POP! “There goes the tyre” Donald says. They pull over to a nearby ditch to find a strange glowing moss trailing off into a swamp. “can we check it out Hillary?” Donald asks “ohhh I don’t think so…” But they were already running into the swamp. “Is this moss edible?” John asks “I think so” says Donald, as John eats a handful, Suddenly John’s stomach grumbles and he started to grow, and turn green. He bolts away into the dense swamp half way through his transformation. “No one eat the moss!” Donald says.

They go further in the swamp leaving a band-aid trail from the first aid kit. “I think John’s just got a tummy bug” Donald says. (are you sure about that can be heard in the distance) “wait, that wasn’t john’s voice, that was Scottish” Donald says. Suddenly a H-whipping noise can be heard, then Hillary is gone. Donald can hear Hillary's screams, slowly become Scottish and manly. Snoop Dogg saw a green figure peeking behind a tree he went to see but it was gone. “What are you doing, in my swamp!” said by 3 ‘things’ all together. Donald and Snoop Dogg start to follow the band aid trail but then it just disappears the get scared then the word “diabetes” can be heard.

Then a red figure pulled them down into a tunnel and the ground above them closed up behind them. Then a lantern can be seen, it was Kernal Sanders. “Would you like to buy a family bucket?” “no thanks” a disappointed look can be seen on Kernal’s face. “Bye Brian” Donald says as he climbs a vine to the top of the hole. A pink figure can be seen in the gloom of the tunnel “No, no, dirt, no dirty clothes , no” The figure says while mopping Donald’s face. Donald starts to run but the figure throws a bottle of bleach at his face. “oooowww!” he yelped. He is then smothered by a black cape and a deep raspy voice says “I’m Batman”. Donald woke up next to Snoop Dogg, the pink figure was still cleaning saying “No, no me clean face” over and over, While Batman was trying to conceal himself in the corner by covering himself with a tea towel, but he was fooling nobody.