Long ago, a monster known as the ANGRY GODZILLA rose out of the sea. It was said that the MONSTERS body stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as fire. That its breath was poison to all living things.

Every day it moved closer to Scotland. OH NO GODZILLA

The king of Scotland asked the sorcerer for help. “You must give your only daughter, Princess Gemlovely, to GODZILLA,” said the sorcerer. “Only then will it leave."

The king went pale. Princess Gemlovely was kind, gentle, and loved by everyone. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the king asked.

“It is the only way,” the sorcerer said.

The king knew the sorcerer was serious. But he wasn’t ready to give up yet.

The king sent a message to all of Scotland: The man who can kill GODZILLA will get half of the kingdom and Princess Gemlovely as his bride. The king was excited when thirty-six men came forward.

But as soon as they saw the monster, they all ran away. The king was sad.

He knew the princess had to be offered up to the MONSTER.

There was great grief throughout the land.

On the day before the princess would be offered to the monster, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was YO STUPID.

All his life YO STUPID wanted to be a great hero.

He was determined to defeat GODZILLA and save Princess Gemlovely.

YO STUPID borrowed a small CAR. He loaded a bucket of GRENADES into it and DROVED IT toward GODZILLA.

At dawn, the monster awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of AIR rushed into its open mouth.

The CAR and YO STUPID were swept in. YO STUPID was carried down GODZILLA'S throat.