Once upon a time, there was a king called Trumpty Dumpty.

Trumpty Dumpty was a very angry king because there was always a woman who kept criticising him.

Because of this, Trumpty placed a bounty on her head and built a wall surrounding her village so he could keep an eye on her.

This woman was a 69-year-old known as Hillary Riding Hood. One day, while Trumpty was busy bombing terrorists, Hillary escaped to the forest.

In this forest was a gorilla called Harambe. When Hillary Riding Hood escaped to the forest, Harambe playing Pokémon Go on his phone.

While trying to catch a Dragonite, he bumped into Hillary Riding Hood.

“Where are you going?” He asked her.

“Away,” she replied, “Away from this horrible place.”

So Hillary ran off, and Harambe followed her by tracking her IP address to the house of her husband, Bill.

One day, when Hillary left the house to take back her stolen emails, Harambe broke in and locked Bill in the cupboard.

Harambe dressed up as Bill and slipped into bed just as Hillary returned with her leaked emails.