Noah was a strange guy, to some he was a chemist, others called him a physicist. You would think he was always mad, because of all the negative. He wore his white coat and goggles often. The only benefits to hanging out with him was everything you learned, he wasn't the average fellow. He was actually very brittle, he was made of nuclear atoms. He was always on edge, he had a short fuse. When things didn't go his way, he would erupt just like a volcano. Trying to calm him down was a stress, there was almost never a solution.

Noah knew every element on the table, front to back and back to front and not just periodically. He had protons, neutrons, and electrons memorized, it came to him so naturally. Compounds were a piece of cake. He was really, very smart, even if he was a little strange. His brain was gigantic, it filled his entire head. He knew the difference between positive charge and negative charge. He could explain anything science without a doubt. Ions, isotopes, and even tectonic plates. He knew it all and could explain its structure and shape.

He could teach a class of earthquakes and that was neat. He recorded their magnitude and explain seismic waves to the T. He describes how earthquakes were so violent and showed the damage of each. "I hate convergent plates" he said, "and how they make a trench."

"Divergent plates are horrible, they divide the ground apart." "But worst of all, are transform ones, and their lateral destruction on every part."

He knew every direction and hated them all. He could not withstand anything uneven, abnormal and apparent did not mix, even if he was the most abnormal of them all.

"The Earth has many layers," he would say.

Closest to us is the troposphere, filled with terrible fluffy clouds. With air pressure at it's highest, it's really out of bounds. Airplanes loudly jet through the stratosphere, parallel and all. It's really much too loud for him, he rather stay away. The ozone layer is located here, he calls it the ozone place. The mesosphere is next, about 50 km high. Lastly is the thermosphere at 90 km altitude, oh my. Here is where space shuttles orbit, it's a crazy place. "That's way too high for me" he says. He much rather stay in place. He is opposite of many people I have ever met, he has said he hates the moon. It's big and gray, it's not a sight to see. "I rather look at cooler things, like me on tv. "

When the temperature is right, Noah visits the beach. He dislikes the shallow and stays near the shoreline. He could explain the types of sediment found on the sea floor. He could define a barrier island and a slope. He knows he name of every type of sand sitting on the coast. He can decompose just about anything and label its components, he records data and how his experiments react. He gets upset when his hypothesis is incorrect, he will even catch a sickness from the mess.

"Noah the chemist" some say, although he dislikes chemical reactions, he can identify them all. Chlorine is Cl, Calcium is Ca, Carbon Dioxide is CO2. He knows Carbon, Fluorine, and Hydrogen too. He knows every formula known to man, you can call him Albert Einstein. He repeats them over and over again, its like a broken record. His knowledge has great effect, I've learned tons of definitions.

He is very smart, you see. There isn't much he doesn't know. He can name every part of the skeleton and also tell you how it blows. His foul language I bet gets him suspended from school often.

He despises parts of the solar system, he can't stand solar winds. He hates so many other things and doesn't hold it in. Like when his shoes get muddy when the rain falls. Rainstorms make him furious, precipitation is no present. Snowfall makes him way too cold, it just no sense. He prefers solubles and much more dry weather.

The water level in his bath must always be precise. He even has a water table, he only plays with at night. He isn't a fan of wetland and anything tropical. He also knows all things geological. He's explained the concept of decomposition and erosion, it really is no joke. It's like he's a geologist, an environmental folk. You'd think he was erratic, the way he likes to speak. He can be so eruptive, so be careful what you leak. Wear the proper gear, wear your dandy mask. Extend your arms out all the way and he'll evacuate fast.