But who knows how long I’ll be in jail for because I’m planning to see my nanny soon.

“Muuu hahahahahahaha muumuu hahahahahahaha”

“Shut up I’m trying to sleep”.

“Shut up I’m trying to sleep”. I muttered to myself.

I was doing my usual things:

Wake up and eat some nice crispy bacon which has a tint of salt , then do my workout.

Count my treasure and shine it with my lucky polishing cloth. I had it since I was a baby.

Patrol the deck and clean it, otherwise I’d look like a pirate that watches TV every day.

Peel potatoes for lunch and water my nan’s garden along with feeding the cute animals.

Eat a load of potatoes that I just peeled and washed.

Sharpen my blades so they look like a mirror. Well shinier than a mirror.

Get some hot water and get a chicken.

Eat some chicken soup that I just made.

Sleep and then do that all over again next day.

I was doing the second thing that I do every day. Patrolling the deck. But a girl barged into the middle of my personal stuff. I thought she was going to the titanic or the oil boat but no. Out of fifteen ships she could go to, she went to my own one. I thought she was going to beg for mercy and going to give me her treasure because of how beautiful and evil I look (to her I probably look ten times worse than the devil). But no, she has to go to my nans garden. Maybe I should just lock her up. I mean it is my precious nans garden.

“Why are you here” I boomed louder than anything in the whole wide word.

It was obviously going to scare her away.

“I-I just want th-the polkadot weed to cure my mo-mother.” She said in tears.

“No you don’t, you want to steal me nans statue from her garden and my treasure”.

“I’m sorry about that misunderstanding but ummm into the cell” I boomed

“Please no please” she cried.

She sounded like a screeching cat.

“Haven’t had someone come and steal my treasure for 13 years” I said to me nan's statue.

I’ll go and feed her some nice chicken soup. “Foods ready and what’s with that horrible sound”. I asked like a curious reporter.

I gave her the food but she wouldn’t even look at me. She barely even ate the food and She wouldn’t shut up either. She sang these songs that were happy at first but then it sounded so sad.

It reminded me of the day my cat died.

Three days later I was going to give her some lunch but I couldn’t. My head was going to pop with all the sad memories. I was thinking of locking her somewhere else or selling her for some treasure. But then I realised I can’t do either of them otherwise I’ll go to jail. I went up to her and gave her all my treasure and the polkadot weed. In case she was telling the truth so she wouldn’t come back for it.

“Leave and never come back again”. I said in a waterfall of tears.

She swam quiet quickly away that I thought she hated me. Well she probably did because I locked her up. I went to my nan's statue and told her what I did. She said in my mind “You should have never done that”.

“Yeah. I know but at least I’ll never see her again.”