One bad day, a long time ago in 2013 at the Silver Acres retirement village there was a war between the meanest granny's ever!!

*puff, puff* I want that cookie it looks yummy *puff, puff*

This argument is the beginning of a war just like the BATTLE OF BULL RUN, the beginning of the civil war.

I WANT THAT COOKIE!!!!

NO, I want that cookie Granny Cheryl.

Can you make more cookies before supper with my molasses, my dear Sylvester.

No Fran, we ran out of the cookie mix yesterday, ya old fart. LY THO!

Aw, Cheryl. You know you can't be out at night, your asthma is terrible at night! You have a curfew just like you may have in MARTIAL LAW.

WHO IN MY ROOM? Are you trying to start a TOTAL WAR, by breaking my room?

Hello Diane, the war has already started you fool! NOW IMMA BURN YO HOUSE DOWN!!

MUAHAHAHAHA