Chapter 1 food issue
North Korea was already a very poor country before Kim came along and bought a few more nukes that made them even poorer.
One day Kim decided that he must buy some food. So he went to Mcdonalds, unfortunately, there was no more food left except for tofu burgers (that Kim Jong Un hated).
Kim cried because his favorite foods - pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers - were gone. One guy called Jing Ling Ming, said to Kim, “I have an idea! We will raise our economy by robbing the rich and giving it to the poor. Wh- “
“NO!” interrupted Kim, “We will collect the money to import more food!” yelled Kim.
The next day, the richest man in North Korea, worth 1 billion U.S dollars found himself with only ten thousand dollars left. Since he lost so much money he went to the U.S to surrender himself hoping to get a new life
Kim bought his meals and he went off spending more money on the military. Kim is also planning how to kill Trump and steal all of his money.
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