Merry Christmas! 2017- Dad

Twas the day before Christmas, and Joey was snoring..
Joey the Taco Loving Dalmatian loves holidays! Joey knows holidays mean lots of food. And lots of food means alot of tacos. No holiday that Joey knows of has more food than Christmas. Joey's is fast asleep and has visions of taco shells dancing in his head.

When Joey wakes up from his nap, he decides to watch some tv. After flipping through the channels, Joey settles on the classic Christmas special "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer". Joey is intreged by Reindeers after watching the show. He doesn't think that deer are all that different than dogs .
Joey starts reading a bit more about Reindeer. Joey learns that Reindeer are most famous for pulling Santa's sleigh, and that eight famous reindeer are lucky enough to travel with Santa on Christmas Eve delivering presents. Joey learns that those reindeer get hungry on their journey, so people leave them carrots to eat. Wait.. CARROTS? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY ANIMAL WANTS CARROTS?
This calls for action. This Christmas Eve Joey is going to leave tacos for the Reindeer. After all those carrots, the Reindeer will appreciate something different. Joey figures while he is at it he will leave Santa some tacos too. Santa and the Reindeer are going to think our house is the best house to visit in the world! thinks Joey.
Joey spends the next 5 hours making the best, most delicious, most appetizing tacos he has ever seen. So good in fact, that these even look better than Taco Bell.
Joey sets the tacos out for Santa and the Reindeer when he hears the doorbell ring. Who could that be? is Santa here already?
Joey opens the door.
Surprise!!!! Merry Christmas son! says Joey's dad. Joey can't believe it. His whole family has traveled from Saskatchewan for a surprise Christmas visit! This is great!
All the dogs come in and settle around the Christmas tree. "Is anyone thirsty? let me get a bowl of water. " says Joey. When Joey gets into the kitchen, he sees his cousin Fred.. eating all of Santa and the Reindeers tacos!!
JOEY IS SO MAD! FRED!!! How could he? Joey spent five hours on those perfect tacos!!! now Joey has nothing to feed Santa and the Reindeer!!
Joey gets so mad that he winds up chasing Fred around the kitchen island 476 times.

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