(Eddsworld intro comes in backwards. Cuts to hall of the house, where a sword slashes through the door. Edd enters triumphantly and Tom enters holding a box.)

Tom: Ah! Well Edd, you've had that sword for a whole ten minutes and you've already destroyed the door. (sarcastically) Good job!

Edd: Not all of it! (Ringo comes through the cat flap, mewing happily. While slashing through a can of cola, Matt enters.)

Matt: We should go to the magic store more often! (holds up mirror) I got a mirror!

Edd: Is it magical?

Matt: Who cares? I'm looking gooooooooooooo- 

(Zooms into mirror. On the other side, in a parallel universe, a female Matt called Matilda finishes his sentence.)

Matilda: -oooooooooooooood!

(female Tom and Edd (Tamara and Ell) enter. They are both hold the exact same things as their male counterparts.)

Tamara: Matilda, please stop saying words for a really long time, it freaks me out.

Ell: Sooo... what's in the box, Tamara?

(zooms into box. Flashback sets to a shop, where a box is sitting on the counter.)

Tamara: Oh hey, free box!

Highsenbird: Yes, but I must warn you... (zooms in) THE BOX CONTAINS A HORRIBLE CURSE!

Tamara: But... it's free, right?

Highsenbird: Well yeah, but it's....

Tamara: Hey guys! Free box!

Ell & Matilda: Yaaaay! (all run out of the store.)

Highsenbird: You're all gonna die. (flashback ends.)