CHAPTER 1

One day Poland was just being his normal cleaner self and cleaning the floor. He was feeling happy but out of nowhere Soviet Russia came and held a bat in his hand. "Oh shoot i have to get out of here," said Poland. But he was to frightened to move. Soviet Russia swung the bat and hit Poland's head. The hit woke Poland up from his freeze fear and started to run from Soviet Russia. Meanwhile France and UK were having another argument about who was more powerful. "Had a bigger empire," said Uk. "But I won the Hundred Years War,' yelled France. after awhile Germany came u to them and broke up the fight. Just as he did Poland came running and fell down. Germany ran over to him and picked him up. "Poland are you OK," asked Germany. Poland said nothing and started to cry a little. Germany was going to ask him again when just out of nowhere Soviet Russia came back and had the bat in his hand. Everyone looked u in surprise and started to run away.

Meanwhile USA was busy with his diplomatic relationship with Mexico. "So buddy it has come to my attention that your people have been sneaking across our border eh," said USA. Just then UK, France, Germany, and Poland came running up and darted behind USA. USA looked behind him and asked "What are you guys doing?" Germany looked up "We"re hiding from Russia," he relied. USA looked back and said quietly "Of course you are." USA started hopping "Come on," he said "lets go give that communist swine a reason not to chase you." USA, UK, France, Germany, and Poland all hopped over to Russia to see him talking with Belarus, Kazakhstan, and China.

CHAPTER 2

USA starts to get angry and yells over "Hey you communist!" Russia turns around to see USA with UK, France, Germany, and Poland still looking scared and hiding behind America. Russia squid ted at America and said "Well, well, well look who we have here. It's the Democratic Pig and his weak friends." USA started to grow more mad and he pulled out a gun gun and yelled "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" USA pulled the trigger and shoot out a biullet that said "FREEDOM" on the side of it. The bullet hit Belarus in the head and knocked him out. When Belarus woke up he had a different flag and decided to watch the fight instead. So he hoped away and sat in a nearby chair. Russia became very mad and also pulled out a gun as well and started shooting. America grabbed his friends and led them to a nearby by trench. When they got their Germany looked at America with both disappointment and a terrified expression "You had to had to start a war with Russia?" America looked back at Germany and replied "Do you really think i care if i started a war with Russia? This all happened because Russia messed with Poland>" Germany stilled looked at America with disappointment.

UK started to get mad and decided to join his son America in the war. UK grabbed out his pistol and started shooting at Russia and Kazakhstan. France then decided to grab a white flag and wave it over the trench yelling "VIVA LA FRANCE!" After a while UK shot Kazakhstan and just like Belarus he won't over to the nearby seats and sat with Belarus and drank some lemonade. Russia had lost both his allies but just kept fighting because he didn't care. America started to get bored and decided to just get in his tank that he magically pulled out of his pocket. He jumped and yelled "Take this you communist scum!" Another FREEDOM bullet shot out and hit Russia square in the face.

Russia got knocked out and fell onto the floor unconscious. America took a look at Russia and said in grief "Oh shoot, no pun intended. I think i hit Russia a bit too hard." So America and his friends decided to take Russia to the hospital. At the hospital Austria took good care of Russia while he was asleep. After about forty four years America came back and watched Russia as he woke up.

CHAPTER 3

When Russia woke up Austria greeted and said "Welcome back. How was your sleep?" Russia looked at Austria "How long have i been out," asked Russia. Austria looked at America and back at Russia "Forty Four years," he replied. Russia flew up from his bed and yelled "Forty Four years! What year is it?" America looked at Russia "Why its December 26, 1991 and your communist empire has finally fallen." replied America. Russia looked very confused and turned around to look in the mirror. when he did Russia fell off his bed terrified. "What headed to me?" Austria looked at the mirror "Well like America said your old self the USSR collapsed when he shot you and because of it. So when you came here i had to do bit of surgery but overall you apparently survived after 44 years of being in a comma." Austria replied. Russia looked at America and squinted at him with anger.