Well hello there! Today you will learn all about Isaac Newton,

* Sir Isaac Newton was know for his temper and verbal confrontations such as this one*

Sir Isaac Newton was born in Woolsthorpe, England on January 4th of 1643.

Isaac was born into a family of farmers, he disappointed them by going into law school. What a wild child!

*CUT TO SPEECH BUBBLE*

As a wild child, Newton was not always accepted by his peers. Young Isaac was often bullied by his classmates. This may have caused him to develop his secrative personality.

He grew up and went to law school as he had planned, one day he decided to go for a picnic.

Little did Newton know, he was about to make the discovery of a lifetime.

Should I eat this here apple, or my favorite snack: a fig NEWTON bar? Hahahaha....narcissism.

“Oh the birds are shining and the sun is chirping. It’s time for lunch.”

“Eh, I think I’ll eat the bar. How important are apples anyway?”

SWEET MOTHER OF A BUNCH-BACKED TOAD!!!

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“.......GREAT HOPKINS I JUST DISCOVERED GRAVITY!!!”

Wait for it...

Back at the home office, Isaac began experimenting with various objects to learn about gravity.

*Vase crashing to the floor, followed by a chair being knocked over*

“There must be a pattern here...”

*knocks down a chair*

“Hmmm...it is almost as if an object in motion must remain in motion unless another force stops it and an object at rest must remain at rest unless another force causes it to move...”

“That has a nice ring to it. I’ll write it down on this piece of parchment.”

*kicks apple which hits a wall and bounces off*

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“...And it seems that for every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction”

*hence the written version of the

three laws of motion*

Also, aside from his crazy (yet true) theories he is even more believable in the sense that he had not one but two nervous breakdowns in his life, making true the MAD SCIENTIST references.

Trinity College

Since I’ve discovered gravity and while I was writing my book, I’ve studied law at Trinity College of Cambridge.

After I graduated from college in 1665 and earned my Masters in 1667, I returned home to study mathematics and science from Aristotle's ancient texts!

(AKA 20 Years Later)

“Alas! I have finally completed my book, Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica!”

Hey, Isaac, don’t you think it should have a name that’s easier to pronounce?

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“....nahhh”

-Cut to Newton at a

publisher place in 1687-

“Sir Newton, I cannot publish this. The Roman Catholic Church forbids this kind of nonsense. I suggest you to speak with a priest to return to the path of God Almighty.”

But Mister! I have tested all of my theories and the results are undeniable. I’ve spend the past 25 years perfecting my theories and laws on motion, calculus, and optics! How could you turn them away! They could change the world!