This is dedicated to Doritos for feeding me during study time.

I woke up ,and realized I was late so I quickly grabbed my paper. But then I realized I didn’t finish my paper. I quickly filled it out ,and ran to class. I got there ,and I was late. My professor came over to me with my paper after I handed it in , I wanted to puke.

That night I was doing my homework when I heard Party in 509. I looked at my roommate Josh, we both quickly finished are work ,and we ran to room 509. About 10 minutes after we got there the campus police came ,and the owners of that room got a violation.

So we went back to our room ,and went to bed, but then we heard loud cars outside are window, cars about to race.

I saw police lights coming down the street so I decided to record it. It turns out I was the only one who recorded it so, people were asking me for the video left ,and right.

I looked around are room ,and it had old looking paint ,and snarly carpet. So the next day I called my mom ,and she shampooed are carpet so then I went ,and bought fluffy blue rugs, one big one that covered up the whole floor and one for the entry. Then we painted the walls a nice sandy brown color ,and got new bedspreads and are room looked like a million dollars.

Josh ,and I were going down to get breakfast one day ,and we saw these really hot sisters. That evening at are room, we were cleaning ,and we heard a knock on are door ,and it was the hot sisters, it turns out they wanted to hang out so Josh ,and I told them after are class at 5:00 we can go out. It turns out Josh liked the girl on the left ,and I liked the girl on the right.

So we went to class together we both are wanting to become surgeons. After class ,and got a lot of homework. We went back to are room ,and did ¾ of are homework ,and went to meet them. We went to eat and it was really fun, it turns out they both liked us ,and then went back to our room.

That morning we had class at 9:00, it was 8:45 we forgot to do the other part of our homework so we quickly filled that out. We were late to class but I didn't care because it smelt like old people in there anyways.

We handed in our homework, he was walking back to us with a grin on his face so I wanted to puke. He gave my homework back ,and it was a 97% I had the biggest smile on my face. We were heading back to our room ,and it turns out the hot sisters live right by us.