Skrrrrrrrt!! I pull up to my college in my new Maserati I felt pretty cool until I met my roomate Bobby. College is pretty cool don’t mess around like a fool but my day got even better when I found out there’s a pool. My college is really neat, and fairly sweet it was pretty cool when I heard someone yell “yeet!” Some people fail college, and that’s not me let me tell you about a story that sounds full of glee.



Waking up in the morning and getting to class is hard because there are lots of distractions when I was trying to get to class and time was always on my tail. The hallways were like impossible to get through and I seemed to always forget my pencil.

Honestly, I don’t even want to get started on my roomate Bobby he’s always in the bathroom, he never cleans up his clothes, and WOW! He is loud but the worse thing of all about Bobby is PRANKS! Bobby would always prank me and the other people can’t stand him either.

What my favorite part of college was my professor Mr. LongBaggyJeans he’s so great but the thing I never got about him is he always wore long baggy jeans I mean he had a thing for style...if it was the 1970’s. There is one professor I didn’t like though which was Ms. JohnCena witch I honestly think she had a thing for John Cena. In college the classrooms were loud and you could barely ever hear the professors and there's always that group of jocks who seem not to care about college and the professors don’t really do anything but yell “shut-up” but nobody even stops.

Now I stay away from the jocks and try to tell Bobby to not be the way he is but honestly, I don’t think I’d be the man I am today if it wasn’t for big ol’ Bobby. Mr. LongBaggyJeans & Ms. JohnCena are still great professors (even though Ms. JohnCena does get on my nerves.) I also know now to watch out for Bobby’s pranks. I hope you learn something from this and don’t go through (as much of) what I went through.