Its a normal Saturday , my owner is reading a magazine in her room while i'm in her brother's room writing this book.Oops i totally forgot to introduce myself so...my name is Mia,Mia the cat. I got really really really bad news, my owner's friend got a new pet aka A DOG!!!That day on my owner started noticing dogs exist!!Her friend,ya know the jerk that got a monster aka a dog,she just made life haarrdd!

5/12/2018

OMG I just realized its Saturday and i haven't taken a nap yet!!Probably heart broken my owner said the word D.O.G. twice in ONE WEEK!! ONE WEEK , just one week and already soo many words!!

You've got to admit cats are way so better than dogs

CATNESS OVERLAOD see what i did there cuteness, catness

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The not so cool company presents: The dog disgust page.

I didn't want to look like weirdo so i found one ugly picture!

Do you even know how hard that was finding the pictures!?I really really need to take a 4 hour nap!See you later after nap time!

Turns out i had no time to write after the nap so its Sunday already and my owner goes to school tomorrow where her dog loving friend will tempt her to get a dog and then my life will be ruined!

5/13/2018

OH NO , I'M SOOO SICK... MEOW

Even worse we're going to her house today and we're leaving in 15 minutes! There is no way i can make a plan that quick, i need help!But there is one plan and thats the oldest one in the book.Acting sick , i know when a human does it , it looks fake but when pets aka cats do it, they really know how act plus i'm doing this for a good cause.

Ok now , the plan is i go into the living room and look sad because i'm *REALLY* sick and then my owner will stay home with me and i hope she totes forgets about going to her friend's house forever!Here i go ...