I dedicate this book to Max Paperall, Nelk Boys, and Danny Duncan.

Sup! My name is Dylan. I am a mackintosh apple and I can speak english. I'm a apple that is always getting attacked by this bird named Jaquvis. I always tell him to stop but he"

"Hey! You ready to get beat up today!" Jaquavis shouted angrily.

"Touch him and i'm gonna get you!" angrily screamed Oswald.

"Oh yeah! I'll get all my friends and we are all gonna eat your little buddy Dylan!"

"Guys stop fighting!" Your nothing but rude Jaquavis and Oswald is trying to be a nice friend so leave!"

"Be quiet buddy or we're gonna get you!" Angrily taunted Jaquavis.

"Watch it dude or were gonna have to fight you off!"

"hahaha" chuckled Jaqauvis as he walked away "Ill be back tomorrow!" he shouted."

The next day Jaquavis came back around the same exact time he did the day before except he brought is friend.

"Whats up! Yall ready? Or are you gonna chicken out like you always do huh?"

"Says the one who had to bring six other birds to fight one bird!"

What do you mean you got your little buddy

Dylan that i get to tear into remember!"

"Stop it now Jaquavis! I've done nothing to you your the one wanting to tear me apart remember? Your also the one who needs to bring six other birds to beat up a hawk and eat an apple" announced Dylan.

"Oh yeah! Well watch it then because were all getting hungry looking at you" threatened Jaquavis."

"Scram before I pound all of you guys like a nail!" Yelled Oswald."

"Oh yeah! I'm about to strike at you so watch it pale."

"Get away yelled Oswald this time even louder.

"No" Jaqauvis said as he struck at Oswald with his beak!" Every single one of Jaquvis's friends helped attack Oswald except one.

One of them went for Dylan and Dylan couldn't do anything about it because he doesn't have any limbs. Only mouth, eyes, and ears.



Oswald clawed one of the greys in the face with his very sharp pointy talons. He flew outta the group of angry screaming greys and snatched up Dylan and flew to cover.

"You ok?" Oswald yelled to Dylan

"Yeah i'm fine but just keep flying fast because we got a big angry flock behind us so don't look back just book it!" He shouted over the screaming winds" The hawk and apple landed safely but only for a couple minutes because little did they know the bigger flock of birds knew exactly where they where.

"I think we are in a safe spot for now Oswald" Dylan pronounced."

"No were not! Look up!" Both of them looked up to see at least 12 African greys now. They came over and dive bombed Dylan and Oswald.

"Told you guys not to get smart with me!" Jaqauvis shouted as he dove bombed Dylan taking a large chunk out of him. "OUCH!" Screamed Dylan! It hurts so bad! Worse than someone getting there finger pinched in a car door .

All the other bird got away from Oswald and just went after Dylan. "HAULT!" Screamed Jaqauvis. "Let me handle this kiddo" he calmly said. Jaqauvis walked up to Dylan and picked him up with his talons.

"Put him down you monster!" yelled Oswald as he swooped at Jaquavis and plucked a feather out of his head.

"Do it again i dare you" Jaquavis angrily said.

"Ok" Oswald swooped back down and this time landed right on Jaquavis and wrapped his very pointy talon and around his head and started screaming "I said drop him" every bird around him jumped on him. Oswald busted out of there and ripped out all of the birds head feathers with his very sharp talons. They all screamed and Oswald screamed back louder.

"GET OUT!" Shouted Oswald. All the greys flew away talking and most of them gawked back and saw Oswald holding Dylan with his beak. "Are you ok?