Narrator: Once upon a time, there lived a monkey who was very dangerous.

He had many monkey friends with guns and lived in Mexico. One day, very bad monkeys came knocking on his door.

Hoe Monkey: "Who is it?"

Funky Monkey: "I don't know."

Mexican Harambe: "Bring me the glocks!"

Chapo Monkey: "Where is my money?"

Hoe Monkey: "Leave me alone!"

Narrator: (Chapo Monkey and his gang quickly take Hoe Monkey, they begin running.

Chapo Monkey: "If you want to see your monkey hoe again, then you need to give me your money!"

Narrator: (Mexican Harambe fires at Chapo Monkey, Chapo Monkey evades them)

Chapo Monkey: "You're quick Mexican Harambe, but not quick enough!"

(Chapo monkey leaves with Hoe Monkey and some pesos.)

Funky Monkey: "Are we going to do anything to help hoe monkey?"

Mexican Harambe: "No, we lost some money though. I want my revenge!"

Funky Monkey: "Be careful Mexican Harambe, Chapo Monkey works for the Zookeeper!"

Mexican Harambe: "I'll get that Zookeeper! He took my family, I'll take his!"

Funky Monkey: "Wait Harambe, you are not ready yet. You'll need a very good gun to take him down. He does have tranquilizers."

Mexican Harambe: "Maybe if we capture and shoot Chapo Monkey down, we can take his guns!"

Funky Monkey: "Good thinking! I'll get my funky crew, and we are going to ride on these suckas!"

Narrator: (Mexican Harambe takes his pistol and rides with Funky Monkey and his crew).

Narrator:(Mexican Harambe and his gang has defeated Los Chachos Monos, and has big guns now.)

Mexican Harambe: "We've got the Miniguns!

Funky Monkey: Let's get the zookeeper!