Long ago lived a giant cat! The cat lived in a little bed in the sun porch. Sometimes when the cat was hungry, he would pick on the little hamster named Captain.

One day Captain the Hamster took a little walk around the house. Then the cat came and chased him over to the owner of the house. Then Captain accidentally bit the owner, the owner picked Captain up, and put him in a locked cage. Now Captain did not like that, but the owner had no choice because if he didn't, the mother would not be happy, and when the mother is not happy, it does not look good.

Meanwhile, the oldest son (Archer/me) was downstairs playing FortNite on his X-BOX 1. Then he decided to take a break and go upstairs and play with Captain.

Then when Archer took Captain out to play. Then Archer set Captain down on his top bunk pillow. Then suddenly Captain tumbled over the blankets and leaped down all of the ladder steps and fell flat on the floor. Then Archer tried to catch Captain but he was to fast then he saw the cat. The cat stared and stared at Captain, he stared back.

Then Captain called his friends over to help him with the fight. The white one's name was Winter, the orange one's name was Crock Pot, and obviously the black one's name was Captain. Then Captain told his love, Pirate to go back to the cage. Then Archer and his two brothers, Bennett and Dawson walked over with Nerf guns in their hands. Then the Dad and Mom walked over by the cat with even bigger Nerf guns in their hands.

Then a big war happened BANG! SHOOT! HIT! POOF! until Archer put all of the hamsters back in their cages and then the Dad walked in. The Dad shot Archer and he fell to the ground. Archer was dead (just kidding though). Then the Dad walked out of the room. Then Pirate chased Captain all over the cage and then Captain came to a dead end. Then Pirate kept kissing Captain everywhere. Then Captain got away from her and tried to break through the mettle bars. Meanwhile Bennett and Dawson tried to find a hiding spot but then they saw Mom and Dad in the kitchen 10 feet away from them.

Then Bennett and Dawson headed outside, then Mom and Dad saw them and they went outside to. Then Bennett and Dawson met face to face with Mom and Dad. Then they aimed their guns at each other and fired HIT! CRASH! FIRE! POOF! Then they all fell to the ground.