Dukey, guess what? I just committed tax fraud!

Johnny! If you do that then the IRS will send you to Guantanamo Bay.

Knock knock knock

Johnny, Congress needs to collect your taxes!

Johnathan Test, we are here on the behalf of the United States Congress to ask if we could borrow $20.

No problem, here you go!

Wait a second this is counterfeit

I'm sorry Johnny but we're going to have to punish you for this

It is I, Bling Bling Boy, and you didn't go to my birthday party Johnny Test & Dukey.

For these crimes we here by declare war on you Johnny Test!

I also declare that talking dogs are illegal and must be euthanized.

Bling Bling Boy you can't do that!

But I can Johnny because you see.

I am the Congress!